How To Be A Hoe

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Ayo, Hitman Manx introduces...How To Be A Hoe!

*clears throat*

*looks around awkwardly*

So.

This will be a bit different from your usual hoes-and-noes book, so I sincerely apologize if you leave this with a slight trauma and the wish to never get involved in romantic drama (hey, that rhymed). Because this, here, will outline why not-so-exactly everyone fucks up somewhere down the line.

Long story short:

You've rented an apartment in Seoul, after getting a scholarship to a famous university—except you have to room with someone. And he's not the type of person you're used to.

This is him:

Wait, sorry. Fast forward a little.

Yeah...puberty hit this one hard.

In the beginning, it's all cool, with a little unavoidable bickering and some unfortunate accidents.

Except.

Said roommate has a different idea of helping-each-other-out than what seems to be sane, but at the same time, it's tempting. Unfortunately for yourself, and for him, you're looking—though not necessarily—for something a little more promising.

But good news! He's not the only hot guy around.

Say hello to Taehyung.

But after a particular upbeat (note the sarcasm) talk from Jimin (read: horny roommate) you realise that you're not ready to face that kind of stuff yourself, not just yet.

So, your dear roommate decides to take matters into his own hands, and tell you everything he knows. So you can become just like Jimin, and score guys like Taehyung over there.

And what is Jimin?

He's a hoe, of course.

COMING SOON