I'm gonna start adding funny lines Mickey has once a week because I fucking love how sassy he is
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1. Mickey- "I run a business." Guy- "What kind of business?" Mickey- "Hospitality." Guy- "oh nice. What realm?" Mickey- "I'm a pimp."
2. Mickey- "that what you think he is? Some twink?" Guy- "he gave me blue balls." Mickey- "did he?" *knees guy in the dick* "now they're black and blue balls"
Sorry I haven't gotten to these parts yet so when I put "guy" it's cause I don't know their name or they just didn't mention a name
3. Mickey- "MRS. PATEL! CAN YOU JERK YOUR FUCKING HUSBAND OFF ONCE AND A WHILE SO HE DOESN'T COME BACK TO MY RUB-AND-TUG! EVER AGAIN!"
******** I'll probably start doing 3 of these a week
