Theory [TOM HOLLAND]

TWENTY FIVE

private messages

tomathan
i wrote you a poem for the decathlon today

tomathan
i wish you good luck
i know you won't suck
you'll win first place
and probably punch me in the face

melanoma
that poem was shit
it wasn't a hit
i'll do my best today
i'm freaking out

tomathan
the last line didn't rhyme

melanoma
shut up

melanoma is typing...

melanoma
i need you to talk to me

tomathan
those texts are an oxymoron

melanoma
i'm being serious

tomathan

tomathan
like you voluntarily want to communicate with me??

melanoma
this doesn't mean anything

tomathan
yeah okay for sure for sure

tomathan
unrelated question though: if we got married would you be okay with a dog as the ring bearer

melanoma
this was a mistake

tomathan
no i'm sorry

tomathan
what did you want to talk about i'm listening

tomathan

melanoma
nothing

melanoma
idk