To: exclusivestudentpartiers
From: Everett.Sawyer@Walsh.edu
CC: Chase.Tucker@Walsh.edu, Darren.Reed@Walsh.edu, Tristan.Beckett@Walsh.edu Vincent.Beckett@Walsh.edu, Miguel.Jackson@Walsh.edu, Austin.Kramer@Walsh.edu
Date: Thursday, October 26th, 2:45 pm
Subject: Halloween Party
Alright, ladies and gents, it's that time of the year again! Halloween Party at Croakington starts at 10 pm MONDAY, liquor will be proved but we encourage you lots to bring more. Let's try to keep the sloppy drunks home this time. We didn't like cleaning your fucking vomit out the kitchen sink. (SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS!!) Also, don't teepee the fucking house (LACROSSE TEAM—FUCKING PUSSIES) ALSO, let's keep everything short and sweet-talking about the ladies' costumes I tend to see! Cheerleaders, please no tricks in the house. DOVE you still owe us a TV.
Oh upstairs is off-limits to everyone!! I catch anyone trying to fuck in my bed again; I am throwing you both out butt ass naked. At the last party, someone came all over my DAMN SHEETS! Fucking dicks!😡
We are also having a contest, best costume contest (LADIES ONLY) the sluttier the better👅👀. The winner gets seven minutes in heaven with her choice--Croakington frat brother. SORRY LADIES AUSTIN AND VINCENT ARE OFF THE MARKET. HOWEVER, I'M MORE THAN AVAILABLE TO MAKE YOUR 7 MINUTES WORTH IT.
Peace out Fuckers!
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