Jonah: i've got your favorite candy if you don't know who to choose
Zach: wow Jonah woooowww
Jonah: speak for yourself, you were ready to get her a puppy if she didn't choose you
Zach: ... but i didn't
Corbyn: [Y/N] chooses no one
You: yeah
Daniel: whAt
Jack: what about our perfect dinner??
You: i had pizza rolls
Jack: it was per-fect
Jack:
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You: wow
You: how long did it take you to make that?
Jack: ten minutes, i forgot how to photoshop for a moment
You: im proud
Jack: SO YOU'LL CHOOSE ME?
You: no
Zach: that's cuz she chose me
You: nope
Daniel: me??
You: noo
Jonah: definitely me
You: not you either
You: i chose neither one of you all, because i dont want to be in a relationship with my own friends
You: all the dates were fun, but that's as far as I can go because i've only ever known you guys as my best friends- even if you added a random number in a group, but still, it was awesome and I'd rather keep it that way
Corbyn: tell em girl
You: i love you all equally and making me choose one is making me nauseous because i feel like "The Chosen One" in a cliche dystopian world
Daniel left the group
Zach left the group
You: whaT THE FUCK
Jack left the group
Jonah left the group
You: I SWEAR CORBYN GET THEIR ASSES BACK HERE, THEYRE ABOUT TO GET IT
Corbyn: HAHAHAH OMG I CANT EBLIEVE THEY ACTALLY DID THAT
You: CORBYN MATTHEW BESSON
Corbyn: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
Corbyn added Daniel, Jack, Zach, Jonah
Daniel joined the group
Jack joined the group
Zach joined the group
Jonah joined the group
You: i will actually slap each and every one of you if i ever see you because what the actual fuck guys
Daniel: lol sorry [Y/N] we couldn't help ourselves
You: make me feel even shittier
Jack: we understand what you mean, you just felt like making you mad because why not
Zach: it's all fun and games, [Y/N] we're chill
Jonah: no problem with it, we had fun on the dates as well
You: ah alright
You left the group
Sun, Oct 15, 11:52 AM
Corbyn:
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Corbyn: [Y/N] they're panicking
You: I'll join the group tomorrow, right now imma keep them panicking
Corbyn: you're cruel
Corbyn: i'll tell them you dont want anything to do with them
You: no tell them i need space away from them
Corbyn: alrighty, the group's open when you feel like it
You: i know, thanks bean
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edit (19 oct '17): my dumbass self realized i forgot to add the chapter title wow im stupid
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