IT & ST PREFERENCES

family dinner

REQUEST
"daddy will you please pass the salt?" and they both reach for it
[ AGED UP/16+ ]
[ THIS IS HILARIOUS ]

BILL
– an absolute stuttering mess and mumbles a lot
– "shuh-shuh-shit."
– parents don't show it but they are very disappointed™
– they thought bill was innocent
– refuses to ever go to your house again

RICHIE
– doesn't realize what he did until everyone stops what they're doing
– expected him to not care and pass you the salt anyway
– actually scared cause he wanted to make a first good impression
– feels like curling up into a ball in a corner
– scared to make eye contact with your parents for months

EDDIE
– immediately retracts his hand
– turns into bill
– parents are secretly kind of proud of eddie cause they never expected eddie to even kiss a girl
– eddie's mom gets a call anyway
– rip eddie

STAN
– instantly regrets it
– parents notice he's reaching for the salt and pepper shakers
– tries to play it off and goes for the pepper
– still hands you the salt so he seems like a gentleman
– slicc™

BEV
– embarrassed
– oh wait
– it doesn't matter, you don't call her daddy
– lucked out
– if you said something else things could have gone terribly wrong

MIKE
– all of you are surprised
– apologizes immediately
– "i am so sorry, sir. forgive me."
– excuses himself but never comes back
– realizes his innocence is gone and dies inside

BEN
– you thought wrong
– never ever would he be okay with that
– he's pure
– my poor baby can barely handle a kiss
– not on my christian roblox server™