Theory [TOM HOLLAND]

TWENTY NINE

tomholland2013: status update: happy
tagged: mjsantiago
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56,718 comments

chrisevans: well slap my ass and call me sally if this isn't the most adorable thing ive ever seen

username: i. am. shaking.

username: i'm dead but also i've never been more alive

username: thIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN😩💞

username: my eyes have never been sweatier

thewrightway: my heart goes goes skrrrrrrrrrah pap pap kak kak kak

juneharmon: how did this happen

juneharmon: who did you pay to photoshop this tomholland2013

tomholland2013: are you implying mel wouldn't willingly come close to me even if she had the plague and wanted to infect me so i would have to suffer juneharmon

juneharmon: that's oddly specific

tomholland2013: i know that's what she said to me before this picture was taken juneharmon

username: wow goals😍😍😍

officiallyelizabetholsen: this is even cuter than i imagined when you texted me tomholland2013

mjsantiago: did you tell everyone we hung out or something tomholland2013

tomholland2013: no mel i have no self control and i even told the pretzel vendor we hung out mjsantiago

mjsantiago: fine no need to be sarcastic

tomholland2013: no actually i have no self control and i even told the pretzel vendor we hung out mjsantiago

username: my heart, my soul

username: i thought my emo phase was wrong but turns out i was wrong

username: love is so beautiful

tomholland2013: i didn't know love was a synonym for mel username

juneharmon: MARRY THIS BOY mjsantiago

username: i just imploDeD

imsebastianstan: forget c.u.l.t mom is my new religion

mjsantiago: ian take out his kneecaps thewrightway

juneharmon: mel you can't just tell people to take out other people's kneecaps mjsantiago

mjsantiago: you're right

mjsantiago: you have to do the dirty work yourself juneharmon

tomholland2013: don't listen to her she can't keep her hands off me juneharmon

mjsantiago: yeah keep them from strangling you

username: ooooooooo

lauraharrier: that one's gonna hurt tomorrow

karanormal: this is what boys means when they say mel makes them nervous

username: i'm sobbing i love the mcu and mel so much

username: i just want them to HANG OUT PLEASE

chrisevans: can't wait for us all to hang out in a few days

username: i didn't even tag chris how did he find this

username: but thank you god for answering my prayers

chrisevans: you're welcome username

username: hang on

mjsantiago: i'm out chrisevans

chrisevans: wait why mjsantiago

mjsantiago: six hours is the most time i've ever spent with any of you

mjsantiago: it was the worst experience of my life

tomholland2013: what about when we hung out that was about six hours mjsantiago

tomholland2013: oh i see what just happened

username: SHRIEKING

username: my life was an abyss of despair before mom

username: why am i so emotionally invested in these 2 people

zendaya: y'all are like asthma

zendaya: never letting me breathe

AUTHOR'S NOTE: this is so short and so bad and i'm so stuck. please give me ideas as to how to continue this fic before i delete it