Ruler analogies

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So, I made some sexuality analogies.
They're based off the "I'm straight as a ruler" analogie.
Straight: wooden ruler (there's no bending those things without breaking them)
Bi: Bendy ruler (they can be straight, but they could be hella gay)
Gay: Protractor (that's the gay ruler
Pans: You take a plastic ruler and cook it in a rainbow frying pan.
Mmm, fried ruler.
Ace: Nonexistent

I may add more in the future if I come up with more. Don't get offended if I didn't mention you. <3

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