Eight
I struggled a lot as I tired my hardest to get out, but every time I tried, the rope would scar against my feathers, and the loudness of my cries increased a huge amount.
Why did I have to be the one who got birdnapped? And now I'm about to get eaten by the damn monster.
The monster was one ugly creature. It was a gargantuan spider. The eight legged thing was hairy as hell. More hairy than my poo when I let out my daily sharts.
A big ball of sweat rolled down my forehead, and dripped into my mouth. I cringed at the salty taste in my mouth. It was revolting.
But it made me evolve like a freaking Pokémon.
My feathers grew slightly longer, and my yellow self turned to blue. I'm no longer a yellow bird, but a blue one now. Not only did I change colour, I grew a massive amount of fat inside of me. I grew so much that the tight rope snapped easily without hesitation.
Once the evolving was done, I looked up and saw that I was the same size as the spider, which was as big as a normal sized house.
The spider screamed so loudly, my ear nearly fell off. It then charged at me without a warning, sending me flying into a wall and smashing it down into tiny pieces.
Holy bananas.
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Hmm, Flappy Bird's poo is hairy? Yummy.
COMMMEEENNNTTT WHICH ONE YOU WANT TO WIN! FLAPPY OR SPIDER? Or Luigi? ;)
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Humori wrote this when i was a kid please don't hold it against me 😭 readers comments: "oh my! just the first chapter and already a fan!" -@yawnlax "this should be worth an A*" - @mhin-tdreams "THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT" - @itzyabitch "WHY DID I CHOKE"...
