TheRoastMaster's Kingdom
WildHoe: Craig I will punch you
RoastMaster: fuck sleep who needs that shit tell me the drama
Delirious: dAMNIT TYLER HE WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO SLEEP
ChokingIsMyKink: what did I do now
WildHoe: u fucking know u piece of shit
ChokingIsMyKink: oh come on it wasn't THAT bad
RoastMaster: what happened
Delirious: no evan go to sleep
WildHoe: so we were at a bar, and I was ABOUT TO GET THIS GUYS NUMBER AND THIS FUCKING BITCH DECIDES TO WALK UP AND KISS ME
RoastMaster: oh shit I can't sleep now this is too good
RoastMaster: also Craig wtf stop being a cockblock
ChokingIsMyKink: I was DRUNK
WildHoe: it doesn't matter, you ruined my chances with that guy BECAUSE HE NOW THINKS THAT IM DATING YOU WHEN IM SINGLE AF
ChokingIsMyKink: I'm sorry okay? Just let it go
Delirious: don't let it go Tyler
ChokingIsMyKink: I thought u wanted Evan to sleep
ChokingIsMyKink: he won't sleep when there's all this drama happening
Delirious: idc anymore becuz my friend actually tried to do this when I first met Evan
RoastMaster: omfg Jon I know exactly what ur talking about
WildHoe: ON PURPOSE??
Delirious: yeah because he thought it would be HILARIOUS to pretend to be my boyfriend and yell at me about cheating on him
RoastMaster: oh my god I remember this it was hilarious you looked so confused and pissed
ChokingIsMyKink: what happened next???
Delirious: I "broke up" with him
Delirious: side note I think I've killed Evan he's been curled up on the floor for the past five minutes just laughing
RoastMaster: THE LOOK ON LUKE'S FACE WAS PRICELESS
Delirious: hey I'm newly single and don't need to mingle since I found you
RoastMaster: that was honestly one of the stupidest things you've ever said to me tbh
WildHoe: how are you two so fucking cute I'm actually triggered
WildHoe: but I guess that maybe it wasn't a big deal
Delirious: oh no I still gave Luke a black eye once we got back home
Delirious: no way was I going to let him off the hook just because I got a hot date
Delirious: Evan y r u glaring at me
ChokingIsMyKink: okay it's been five minutes and I have reason to believe Evan finally killed Jon
RoastMaster: nah he's fine
Delirious: why THE FRICK DID YOU PUNCH ME
Moo: abusive relationship I'm REPORTING
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Text Mate (BBS Crew Fanfic) [Completed]
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