Text Mate (BBS Crew Fanfic) [Completed]

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TheRoastMaster's Kingdom

WildHoe: Craig I will punch you

RoastMaster: fuck sleep who needs that shit tell me the drama

Delirious: dAMNIT TYLER HE WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO SLEEP

ChokingIsMyKink: what did I do now

WildHoe: u fucking know u piece of shit

ChokingIsMyKink: oh come on it wasn't THAT bad

RoastMaster: what happened

Delirious: no evan go to sleep

WildHoe: so we were at a bar, and I was ABOUT TO GET THIS GUYS NUMBER AND THIS FUCKING BITCH DECIDES TO WALK UP AND KISS ME

RoastMaster: oh shit I can't sleep now this is too good

RoastMaster: also Craig wtf stop being a cockblock

ChokingIsMyKink: I was DRUNK

WildHoe: it doesn't matter, you ruined my chances with that guy BECAUSE HE NOW THINKS THAT IM DATING YOU WHEN IM SINGLE AF

ChokingIsMyKink: I'm sorry okay? Just let it go

Delirious: don't let it go Tyler

ChokingIsMyKink: I thought u wanted Evan to sleep

ChokingIsMyKink: he won't sleep when there's all this drama happening

Delirious: idc anymore becuz my friend actually tried to do this when I first met Evan

RoastMaster: omfg Jon I know exactly what ur talking about

WildHoe: ON PURPOSE??

Delirious: yeah because he thought it would be HILARIOUS to pretend to be my boyfriend and yell at me about cheating on him

RoastMaster: oh my god I remember this it was hilarious you looked so confused and pissed

ChokingIsMyKink: what happened next???

Delirious: I "broke up" with him

Delirious: side note I think I've killed Evan he's been curled up on the floor for the past five minutes just laughing

RoastMaster: THE LOOK ON LUKE'S FACE WAS PRICELESS

Delirious: hey I'm newly single and don't need to mingle since I found you

RoastMaster: that was honestly one of the stupidest things you've ever said to me tbh

WildHoe: how are you two so fucking cute I'm actually triggered

WildHoe: but I guess that maybe it wasn't a big deal

Delirious: oh no I still gave Luke a black eye once we got back home

Delirious: no way was I going to let him off the hook just because I got a hot date

Delirious: Evan y r u glaring at me

ChokingIsMyKink: okay it's been five minutes and I have reason to believe Evan finally killed Jon

RoastMaster: nah he's fine

Delirious: why THE FRICK DID YOU PUNCH ME

Moo: abusive relationship I'm REPORTING