Valeria:
Um- sorry, but who is this?
Unknown:
I could ask you the same thing
Valeria:
Well that's weird
Your number was on my bed side table... must've read wrong.
Lol sorry pal
Unknown:
Wait!
Sorry, I did put that there. I forgot I did, sorry
Valeria:
I'm too hungover for this
but who are you again??
Unknown:
I'm Tom, we met last night
Valeria:
At the bar? Then how would you have gotten into my house?¿
Because we definitely did not have sex, I woke up with my clothes on
Unknown:
You accidentally went into my Uber and we ended up taking you home
And most definitely we did not
Valeria:
That doesn't exactly explain how you got into my home...
Unknown:
You were so drunk I didn't trust you to walk
Valeria:
Okay
that sounds like me
Unknown:
I thought I explained this in my note
Valeria:
I didn't read it
I just skipped to the number and hoped for the best
But thank you for making sure I didn't die on my way home
Valeria has changed 'Unknown' to 'Tom the Savior'
Tom the Savior:
I'm just being a decent human being, Val
Valeria:
Well you're the first one I've met lol
Tom the Savior:
What a coincidence?
You said the exact same thing last night
Valeria:
Damn, I wish I remembered what happened
That shit would've been hilarious
Tom the Savior:
I sure was laughing
Valeria:
Oh dear God
I'd ask you what else I did, but I've got to be heading to work ;-;
I'm hungover and late on my first day
Tom the Savior:
Well, I'll talk to you later then
And maybe try to eat before you head off? Drink plenty of water!
Valeria:
I grabbed a granola bar and bolted out the door
And just my luck! Traffic!
Tom the Savior:
You shouldn't be texting and driving
Valeria:
I'm actually sing bluetooth like the responsible woman I am
But seriously, I gotta go!
Tom the Savior:
Till next time, Val
Valeria:
Bye bye Thomas
[ read @ 7:43 am ]
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✓ | LOVE DRUNK ↺ TOM HIDDLESTON
Fanfiction[ C O M P L E T E D ] ❝ SO I WENT INTO TOM HIDDLESTON'S UBER. AND I WAS DRUNK. VERY. ❞ ☆☆☆ [ TOM HIDDLESTON SOCIAL MEDIA & REAL LIFE FIC ] [ STARTS AS THOR: RAGNAROK IS FILMING ] ( cover made by @goodhYOUman )
