[9:21]
jjk.art: hey yoonbear, u on the plane??
minswag: yup.
jjk.art: that's
jjk.art: crAzY
jjk.art: shit bro we're going to be able to see each other
jjk.art: and like... touch each other
minswag: can you please be careful with your word choice for the sake of my mental health?
jjk.art: what,,,, does it make u uncomfortable when i talk about touching u? ((;
minswag: for the love of god jungkook i am in a public place.
jjk.art: doesn't that make it all the more exciting bby?
minswag: go drink some milk, thirsty loser.
jjk.art: i'll drink ur milk (;
minswag: is that supposed to be sexual?
jjk.art: if u want it to be babe
minswag: are you drunk?
jjk.art: drunk off the thought of you
minswag: hope the hangover hurts.
jjk.art: oo do u like the thought of hurting me
jjk.art: of punishing me,,,,
jjk.art: daddy~
minswag: blocked, bye bitch.
jjk.art: aw come on baby, don't be so uptight
minswag: it's hard to not be uptight while you're sending me disgustingly intimate texts. can you at least wait for when i'm not sitting by a few strangers in a really cramped place where they can easily read your every word?
jjk.art: alright alright, fine
jjk.art: i'll wait til u get here
minswag: if only a plane could move faster.
[9:36]
jjk.art: hey, how r u even texting me on a plane, isn't airplane mode a thing?
minswag: there's wifi you can pay for on planes, kookie. we don't necessarily need airplane mode nowadays.
jjk.art: oo right
jjk.art: i forgot that was a thing whoops
minswag: nice going.
jjk.art: which movies are u gonna watch???
minswag: jungkook, do you dare small talk me?
jjk.art: well ur not liking the flirting and ofc the flight would be boring as hell if i weren't here to entertain u somehow
jjk.art: boy's gotta do what a boy's gotta do
minswag: fine. i'm planning on watching your name and then maybe if i have extra time i will listen to some music.
jjk.art: your name is a dope ass movie
jjk.art: jimin cried for hours at the ending
jjk.art: he's never held onto me so tight, i can quote him word for word
jjk.art: "bro... w-what if they didn't meet, what if they just passed each other by at the end? l-like, all their history together... just gone... bRo what if we had a shit ton of history together a-and one day we just forgot each other and passed each other by like nothing- kookie u know i love u right i can't live without u pls don't die."
minswag: i too am on board with the whole 'you not dying' deal at the end.
jjk.art: how sweet
jjk.art: u should be more concerned tho, bud. ur on a plane that can crash at any moment
minswag: that's pessimistic thinking
jjk.art: pessimistic thinking is realistic thinking
jjk.art: if u did die on the plane just know i love u more than kanye loves kanye
minswag: if you were to die on a plane, just know i love you more than you love making me uncomfortable in public places.
jjk.art: shit bro u love me an absurdly unhealthy amount
minswag: as for you.
[9:51]
jjk.art: hey, yoongs
minswag: hm?
jjk.art: hypothetically, ur in a plane that was exploding and crashing at the same time. what would ur last words be?
minswag: uh.
minswag: "wow, wasn't expecting for my life to go down like this."
jjk.art: lameeee
minswag: what, do you have anything better?
jjk.art: i sure as hell do
minswag: ok, let's hear it.
jjk.art: so the plane is exploding right
jjk.art: as it is threatening to blow me up to pieces i'd say something along the lines of:
jjk.art: "wow, wasn't expecting this to be the last thing to blow me (up.) i was expecting something sweeter, like suga(r) per say?"
minswag: . . .
minswag: is it possible to ask a pilot to deliberately crash a plane so i don't have to meet a sorry excuse for a human being that also happens to be my boyfriend?
jjk.art: nope, our contract goes against that
minswag: what contract?
jjk.art: when u agreed to being my bf u basicallly signed a contract that states u must marry me, buy me 3 dogs (named loca, shooky, and astro), and paint me like ur french girls on the daily
minswag: and if i don't meet the quota of the contract?
jjk.art: id be really sad
jjk.art: poor astro would never get to dress as an astronaut for halloween )))),:
minswag: so, you're basically saying i don't have to do any of that shit and you would just be sad?
jjk.art: think about astro... think about the puppy dog eyes of a sad, golden retriever not being able to wear small little moon boots...
minswag: fine, i won't die before finishing our unspoken contract.
jjk.art: ¡¡astro is going to be a vvvv happy pupper!!!
jjk.art: all the other peasant doggos r going to be so jealous of astro and his brother and sister
minswag: can you stop talking about an imaginary dog so i can watch the movie?
jjk.art: u dare call astro imaginary
jjk.art: what an AsTROCITY
minswag: ... you make not wanting to die a lot harder than it needs to be.
