*after war*
Harry Potter created a group chat:
Harry: HEY BIOCHS
Ron: I think he's drunk Hermione!
Hermione: No shiz Ron.
Draco: AYY CAPTIN
Harry: WHO LIVES IN A DRAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
Draco: I donta liks apple
Draco: mee lihk food and pottah
Ron: he's drunk too!
Hermione: but does he really like harry?! DID THEY HAVE FIRE WHISKEY?
Ron: wait what?
Hermione: IS MY SAIL SHIPPING?
Harry: dragon
Draco: yes scar facey?
Harry: I likex pancakesss
Harry: and ah certainn Malfoo
Hermione: I hope it's sailing
Ron: I can't take it anymore! I'm going over and I'm making them sober then forcing both of them to kiss
Ron: I'm to lazy I'll do that tomorrow
Draco: can can I be drxgon?
Harry: u is da dagon
Hermione: I have to add more people to this group chat right now!!!!
Ron: do it.
Harry: what are buckbeaks?
Draco: drunk birds that have beaks
Ron: like you?
Harry: no no no won
Hermione added Goyle and Pansy to the conversation.
Hermione: their drunk!
Harry: ima shark
Harry: swim swim swim
Draco: fisssss
Ron: Wenis!
Goyle: Weasle! Don't say that who knows what they will do now!
Pansy: I have my popcorn at the ready.
Harry: RON yo dirt man
Draco: why u typeinf peni-
Harry: don't say a bad word, sea shell.
Draco: no I a dragon harwy
Harry: yo is da dagon
Pansy: I'm forcing them to kiss tomorrow
Ron: same
Hermione: yes.
Goyle: DRARRY FOR LIFE BROOOOO
Hermione: oh no! Goyle not you too!
Ron: I'm leaving now
Pansy: I'm still forcing Drarry to happen tomorrow
Goyle: DRARRRRRRRY IS DA BESTIEONA
Draco: what tis this Drarxy thin?
Harry: is it ah new popcorn flavozzz?
Goyle: not evenz closssze!
Draco: OH! I knows
Harry: was ''tis it?
Draco: dragooonXhawry
Goyle: who is dragoooooooooooooon andssss harwy
Harry: Dagon is ma boo boo
Draco: harwy is hot
Goyle: y'all r fan girls
Harry: I'veee always wonder what it woulds be like to be a gurl
Draco: hermit what's its likkk
Hermione: planing you're future wedding for you and Harry.
Ron: win. win
Draco: what's this weddin bout
Harry: am I da invited
Goyle: nah
I'm board okay! I hope I made you laugh just a little bit though!
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