[12:21]
[Group: Vaping Must Impress Nicotine]
jjk.art: so when r y'all coming up down and around town to mi casa????????????
park.jimin: istg just picture an excited puppy bouncing up at down at the front door when their owner just got home and u got jungkook rn
minswag: good mental image, jimmy.
park.jimin: i have been degraded to jimmy??? yogurt i'm yoghurt )):
jinglebells: a precious pun for a precious man.
minswag: autocorrect fortunately blessed me with that new nickname for you, park jimmy. oh, and kook, we're just hanging out in daegu right now so i don't know when we're getting there.
park.jimin: all y'all with ur korean ass names while here comes jimmy park, star of the sitcom "Korean gone American" about a qUirKy business man who needed a little FUN in his life so he moved to america to pursue his inner white girl lifestyle he always needed to live
minswag: sounds unique
jjk.art: bruh, fr u kidding me bby
jjk.art: also jimmy can't wait to see the sitcom, sure i'll be lmao the entire time
park.jimin: thx for the support fam it's gonna be real lit, bitch. gotta get my pumpkin spice latte at starbucks cya girlies xoxo 💋 😘🐾
jjk.art: he just,, sent that
minswag: long live park jimin, in his place comes a new and improved white girl park jimmy. at this point i'm unsure whether i'm blessing autocorrect or damning it to hell. i quite literally "can't even" with him.
jjk.art: um not to change the subject or nythin, i'm not sure if u notice but by txting me ur wasting precious sunlight!!!!1!! precious moments u can be spending with ME face 2 face instead of typing out words n words n words
jjk.art: im so hyppppppe u can't make me wait any longer yoongles i'm going to internally cOMBUST
minswag: when you internally combust will you become the next gordon ramsey with a food show called "jeon juan cooking show"
jjk.art: ugh i wish, in reality i'll just become jeon jungcooked when my entire body just fries to death on the inside but we can dream
minswag: "hola, welcome to jeon juan cooking show. today, we're sacrificing the cooked corpse of an innocent man to the anatomy lords in order to grant my body the ability to draw fingers."
jjk.art: jeon juan cooking show knocked korean gone american out of this world
jjk.art: might as well just call the show korean's gone
[12:41]
jjk.art: i have been waiting for a total of like way too many minutes
taekitback: 20 minutes
jjk.art: didn't i say that???
taekitback: no
jjk.art: point is my man is keeping me waiting and i'm impatient as h-e-double-hockey-sticks
taekitback: hell jungkook... just say hell
jjk.art: nO ok the more i write the more i prove he's making me wait longer and longer
jjk.art: the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs
jjk.art: the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs
jjk.art: the quick ass yoongi jumped over daegu to fucking seoul to see his boyfriend instead of chatting with his gosh digity dang dang dangity dang dangchoo bop friends he lives with
