DIVE [1; CHRIS EVANS]

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38. INSTAGRAM

NOTAMOUSE
GOOD MORNING TO BANJO 'GOOD BOY' CLAYTON AND BANJO 'GOOD BOY' CLAYTON ONLY
195.7K LIKES 2.8K COMMENTS

username1 is this shade I feel like this is shade

username2 what abt chris, does Chris not get a good morning

username3 look aT THAT FACE

username4 oh wow a photo of two dogs

notamouse someone's orange juice was especially bitter this morning username4

username5 where tf are you the outback

notamouse yes username5 I went on a pleasant morning jog from my home in los angeles to Australia, how did u guess

username6 chrisevans just saying banjo would rlly like some siblings so u should get to work on that notamouse

cocalola why do you look happy, whY ARE YOU SMILING, YOU WENT FOR A RUN AT 5:30AM YOU SHOULD NOT BE GRINNING LIKE THAT

notamouse I'm grimacing in pain cocalola

username7 wait did they legit break up

username8 chrisevans where u at

imsebastianstan ew I woke up and opened Instagram and your face is immediately just right there at the top of my feed, assaulting my eyeballs

notamouse it's so tempting to outright block you imsebastianstan

imsebastianstan do it I dare you notamouse

anthonymackie it's okay, Tim doesn't even follow seb notamouse

imsebastianstan oh no ?? what a shame ?? I'm heartbroken ?? anthonymackie

username9 okay so I just checked and legitimately tom doesn't follow Sebastian

tomholland2013 do you blame me, I see his ugly mug enough at work, don't need it cracking my phone screen too username9

imsebastianstan im surprised your parents even let you have a phone, let alone social media, aren't you a bit young? tomholland2013

tomholland2013 aren't you a bit old to have Instagram though imsebastianstan

robertdowneyjr excuse you, what did your traitorous thumbs just type tomholland2013

username10 where tf is chris

username11 working, duh username10

notamouse uuUUUuUUUuuuUuUh can people compliment banjo and tell him he's a good boy please

elizabetholsenofficial but just last night you were complaining to the gc about the fact that he'd eaten some flowers out of your garden and kept sneezing petals everywhere

notamouse my son would never elizabetholsenofficial

cocalola I got 17 snapchats off you this morning of him howling at his own reflection for 45 minutes straight

notamouse stop exposing him when he doesn't have his own account to defend himself with cocalola

tobyclayton don't you dare do what I think you're gonna do cocalola

notaninstrument oh u can bet ur ass she did it tobyclayton woof

AUTHOR'S NOTE: genuinely tom and seb don't follow each other on Instagram lmaoooo
I promised myself I was gonna pull a triple update out of thin air and I managed it somehow