"Do you know what metal this knife is made of?"
My breaths were coming out in ragged wheezes, sounding garbled as my windpipe fought around the blood in my mouth. "No, sir."
"It's silver."
Another round of tears sprung loose from my...
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I would like to thank you for picking this book because not only does it feed my ego, it warms my cold, dead heart just a little bit more. *kisses* I would also like to thank Me, Myself, and I for the wonderful opportunity to have the courage to put this book out here for you all to see!
Okay now that I'm done kissing my own ass, time for some simple, hopefully easy ground rules that arent complicated at all. If you struggle to grasp these rules, please leave because they are was too simple to not be able to follow.
Please, for the love of the dear Lord, do not and I repeat, DO NOT, STEAL MY CONTENT. I work hard, to update my chapters, so if you swoop in, steal my ideas then get a shitload of reads while I'm here floundering like a lost blowpop in the ocean, THAT'S NOT COOL!
Second, I absolutely despise when people make rude, sexist, racist, etc, etc, comments on my book, or use MY book to ask for reads on their book. LiKe do you know how ANNOYING that is?? Imagine having your best outfit that is unique to you in every way, wearing it, then having some other chick wear it and start a trend or some bullshit. THAT'S NOT OKAY!
I don't care if you're sad, or mad, or desperate, or just plain stupid, but I update when I fricken wanna. So don't complain about me 'taking too long to update' cuz ya know what??? I'LL TAKE LONGER TO UPDATE ON YOUR BEHALF!!
*composes myself*
Now, anyone who objects or feels the incessant need to break these simple ground rules, this is how I feel about you...
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Alrighty everyone now pull your head out of the gutters and grab your popcorn because this is going to be one hell of an emotional rollercoaster, so hold on tight. I swear I got whiplash just from writing the first three chapters....
This book will have you feeling like this-
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To this-
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To this-
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...In about three seconds flat, so prepare yourselves!
Again, Thank you for making my ego grow, and reading my book, it means a lot! I love you all from the bottom of my cold, lifeless heart!!
