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Fuck Life

Evan: I can explain

WildHoe: what did u do???

Evan: Lucas came over and he brought booze

WildHoe: oh, you're talking about last night?

Evan: yes

Evan: also

Evan has sent an attachment.

FuckBoi: omg no way you did NOT BITCH TF

Evan: I did

FuckBoi: OMG THATS BEAUTIFUL

FuckBoi: Scott come here and see this beauty

Four07: omg you actually made the shirts

ChokingIsMyKink: the pic isn't loading for me what is it???

Evan: it's a shirt that says 'Logan Paul is my daddy okay r u happy'

Moo: y do I feel like that should be a song???

Moo: like the chorus is all like 'and yeah Logan Paul is my daddy okay r u happy? I can't help it but I'm blinded by the blonde and no matter what I just can't seem to move on.'

BasicallyIDoWrk: wtf y was that like low key good??

Evan: oh shit Brock when's that mixtape dropping

Moo: idk

Moo: BUT WHEN IT DOES ITS GOING TO BE STR8 FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Moo: LIKE OMG SO LIT BOIIIIII

Evan: never do that again

Moo: ....

Moo: fine

Evan: but like the song was actually really good

Moo: :D

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Now showing private messages between Moo and Evan

Moo: hey Evan I have a question

Evan: shoot

Moo: how do you get over someone? Like how did you get over Jon?

Evan: oh wow okay that was deep, but idk, I tried therapy but I just didn't feel any better

Evan: I just told you guys I stayed with therapy because I thought maybe it made all of you feel better

Evan: off topic sorry

Evan: just try to surround yourself with things that make you happy by yourself, like your favorite song or movie or something

Moo: that doesn't really help :(

Evan: sorry I'm super bad at giving advice

Evan: maybe just take some time to yourself? Like how I deleted the app for a while before coming back?

Moo: yeah you did seem happier

Evan: :)

Moo: but are you happy now?

Evan: Brock this isn't about me, remember? Now go, find something fun to do, do something that makes you happy. Show yourself that you don't need that person to bring you happiness

Moo: thanks Ev

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Fuck Life

BasicallyIDoWrk: guys I've discovered how to make a love song about a college student who's obsessed with Logan Paul

BasicallyIDoWrk: but now that I've said that I realize how pathetic and stupid it sounds but honestly idgaf

Evan: okay although I do want to hear what you have to say

Evan: when did Logan Paul become such a big meme between us????

Terroriser: Evan stfu and let the man speak

BasicallyIDoWrk: 'he's got all that blonde ambition, so rich he could pay my tuition. All I can cook is ramen, but having someone else cook for him is common. I'm broke, in debt, and have low self esteem while he's out there living his wildest dreams.'

BasicallyIDoWrk: that's all I got

Evan: how drunk were you

Terroriser: omg you and Brock should collaborate tbh

Jonathan: omg yes that would be gr8

FuckBoi: I would buy

Four07: ^^^^

Four07: that's some LIT SHIT RIGHT THERE

Evan: .......

Evan: no

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