60. TEXTS
MINNIE
I just wanted to drop a quick good luck to you, may the best team winCHRIS
oh it's fighting talk is itMINNIE
oh yeah 100%MINNIE
(but I also just want to remind you to remember that you shouldn't ever feel bad if today is overwhelming; if you need a breather, then that's more than okay. be kind to yourself, and everything will be good)CHRIS
well may the best man winCHRIS
(I love and appreciate you so much, thank you for being brilliant)MINNIE
oh I intend to, ChrisMINNIE
(I love you too, and you're super welcome. I know that press can feel like too much sometimes, it's so much better to accept that than to ignore it and let the day get on top of you)CHRIS
square up !!CHRIS
(I'll be fine, I know I'm coming back to you at the end of the day and we can talk it all through, too, if I need to)MINNIE
oh u know I willMINNIE
(absolutely!)CHRIS
anyway, how are you feeling about the premiere?MINNIE
so so excitedMINNIE
I've never done a big premiere before, not for a film I'm in, anywayMINNIE
and to get to walk the red carpet with you is gonna be !!!CHRIS
it's gonna be so cool to have so much control over our first official appearance, tooMINNIE
I can't wait to trash talk you all the way down the interview lineCHRIS
I can't wait for us both to trash talk everyone else all the way down the interview lineMINNIE
yes omg that's ten times betterCHRIS
let's crush them all!!MINNIE
yes talk dirty to me bby 👅💦CHRIS
you're ridiculousMINNIE
I'm wonderfulCHRIS
ridiculously wonderful!MINNIE
I am, you're rightCHRIS
uUUUuuUuUh I'm always rightMINNIE
sure you areMINNIE
whatever helps you sleep at night, buddyCHRIS
not your gross mattress, it feels like a cloud is trying to devour meMINNIE
oh no how horrible for youMINNIE
that sounds like a nightmare come to lifeCHRIS
a mattress should be firm!MINNIE
the couch is firm!CHRIS
but how am I meant to go from a warm bed to a cold sofaMINNIE
just because you leach off of my body heatCHRIS
not my fault you're like the personification of a hot water bottle crossed with a clingy starfishMINNIE
what a disturbing hybrid to imagineCHRIS
I don't have to, I'm dating itMINNIE
'it' ohehoihehio oh you're too kind to me!CHRIS
I'm the boyfriend of every girl's dreams, I'm awareMINNIE
*sebastian's dreamsCHRIS
you know he kinda did introduce usMINNIE
oh boy I'm totally aware, I'm not gonna tell him that thoughCHRIS
good choice, getting the credit he thinks he deserves will grow his ego beyond a level any of us can controlMINNIE
his head could well explodeCHRIS
but if you think about it, without him we wouldn't have started talking before we got to set, and we wouldn't have that god awful / brilliant gc, and we never would've started the fake datingMINNIE
he went and unconsciously created another bloody chain, didn't he?CHRIS
if he wouldn't have, there's no telling whether we'd be together now or not thoughMINNIE
that man may be a hidden geniusMINNIE
really hidden, though, way way way WAY downCHRIS
he can never find out we said any of thisCHRIS
we'll never live it downMINNIE
I couldn't agree moreCHRIS
ah, I've gotta go, they're gonna get up set up nowMINNIE
have a good day, dudeMINNIE
CHRIS
AUTHOR'S NOTE: epilogue will be posted tomorrow!