A Beginners Guide: The Irish Way🍀🇮🇪

42: irish scenarios

This is a bit different from what I usually write, but I'm going to see how it goes. Irish scenarios. It's basically scenarios that take place in the olden Ireland. And by that i mean the 1960s. Not so much the modern one. That okay?

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1) you live in the Irish country. You woke up early one morning and decided to go exploring. You dress in your (favourite clothes) and go on your way. You decide to not brush your hair or put on footwear. You head out towards the grassy field you live beside. Your long ginger hair floats behind you. You make a daisy chain and thread it in your hair. You carry on walking until you get to a river with large stepping stones In it. On the other side is someone who takes your fancy. What do you do?

2) it's St. PADDYS day. You found a shamrock in the field next to you and decided to keep it with you. You go to a pub and its packed. What do you do?

3) You're at war with the neighbouring estate. You don't have any reason, you and everyone else just think it's mighty Craic. Then you heard of foreign people taking over the place where ye fight on. What do you and the neighbouring estate do?

4) while walking in the forest you come across a clearing that looks simply irresistible to you. You walk in and immediately feel at ease. You feel so incredibly Irish In it. A person comes out of another clearing. He's wearing Peter pan/ Robin hood type of clothing. He carries a bow and arrow which scares you a little bit. He has a bow in his hand. He shoots and you duck and it hits a tree. Who are you and what business do you have across these place of wood am stranger? He asks. You don't answer. If you ain't gonna have no fun in Tir nÓ nÓg then leave he says again. You take a look at him. He is filled with eternal youth and beauty. You fall for him. What do you do?

5) you're in school and the teacher decided to give you a caning because you were talking too much when in actual fact it was Timmy sitting next to you. You told the teacher this and they don't believe you. What do you do?

6) You and your estate are celebrating in your HQ because you defeated you enemy estate but they don't feel the same way towards you. It's mighty craic inside. Irish dancing, tin whistle playing, speeches, the young ones saying things like we'll make them paddle in their own Shiite but the older ones don't find this so funny but they do because you see by them. Then the oldest hears a tractor but everyone assumes they're ploughing but it would be unusual to hear a tractor on a Sunday in the woods ploughing in the middle of Winter. They check it out. They realize its the enemy. Ye all scatter and the tractor breaks your HQ and you all feel very angry towards this. You start beating him but someone takes you off him. What do you, as a group decide on?

7) You and your older brother live with your horrible aunt and uncle so you decide on running away to the capital: Dublin, to live with Gran and Grandad. They live in the countryside and they have two daughters and two sons. What do you do?

8) You receive the news that you and your father have to move. You go get the horse but they escape to the mountains. What do you do?

9) Your Da finds out your courting the local farmers son. He forbids you from going to the market. What do you do?

10) Your potato crop is failing to grow. What do you do?

Happy belated New year Lads! What's your new year's resolutions? Reckon 2018 will be better than 2017? How was Christmas? Also, if you have any suggestions on what to write next, tell me in the comments or PM me. Or just criticism or anything like that. Good luck.