rants and not such pt 1

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yoyoyoyo it's ya boi cringegod3000 i wanna die so if you got any bleach hmu
i'm sorry...
ugh
ugh
i'm sorry...
ok hi my names alfred i'm 63 i'm an alchoholic i was recently divorced with my husband
ok
sorry
ugh
i'm not good at this but y know what they say...
fuck
k my names ethan i'm like 13 or something i think and i'm currently single but someone has taken my heart ahabahbahabha sorry
i'm completely straight almost as straight as a circle but that's hard to beat
i like music
and food
and a girl
k bye
i'd say i love you but that's only true for two people reading this k bye now