Chapter 16: Their Lesson

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'Crap, Crap, crap! Why is there no response from the system?! What is with this damned thing!' From Ji Liu Feng's perspective, light blue boxes were currently on display, but they all contained the same one word.

*Error*

"R, respective Senior--" Ji Liu Feng could only bite the bullet and try to talk his way out--

"What? What are you trembling for? Are you anxious that your system is not responding to you, or are you scared of me?" Luna is currently wearing her oversized cloak, the cloth has silver inscriptions on the hem, from time to time it would flash with a mysterious light.

'Both, actually' Ji Liu Feng wanted to honestly answer Luna. But with the mention of Gaia's System, his face became stoic, as he cannot say a word about this system even if wanted to. The system has restricted him so, but now that the system is in an error mode--

*System Error Successfully Resolved*

*Warning; The being in front-- *

'Eh?' So how did this cultivator in front of him have a gist of his system?

Perhaps there is a misunderstanding?

While Ji Liu Feng was lost in his thought, Luna was already only inches away from him, with her face blooming into a smile.

"AAAAAaaaaaaaaaah!!" Ji Liu Feng's screech vibrated through the whole Raven Palace, Luna's servants who were relaxing suddenly tensed up and couldn't help but lit a candle for the creature who was caught by Luna.

--

"W, why are you doing this?!" Ji Liu Feng closed his eyes tightly, using the remaining Qi on his body he had blocked his five senses. Luna was simply forcing Ji Liu Feng a tentaclexBoy which looked realistic enough to scare the daylights out of Ji Liu Feng.

In Ji Liu Feng's heart, there are only a handful of things that he hated, and one of that was hardcore yaoi. Even though Ji Liu Feng is now a cultivator and he has now tempered his mind and body. He could still not let go of the horror of his previous life!

Whereas he was redirected to a gayporn website!

Since Ji Liu Feng made sure he was the only one at home when he was reading/watching porn, the internet's speed was crazy fast, and so the video did not even buffer before it started and destroyed Ji Liu Feng's mind and body!

He puked a mouthful of blood on his computer and could not even visit any porn site for almost a month!

Although he as the average otaku type also liked traps that did not mean he liked watching two guys do the deed!

Remembering those dark blossoming flower and the--

"AAAAaaaaahhh!! STOOOOOOOP!! STOP IT! STOP IT PLEASE!!" Ji Liu Feng's shouted as he shook his head crazily, while tears continuously flow from his eyes.

Luna was now directly engraving the scene on Ji Liu Feng's head.

A/n: What the fuck am I writing?

Luna smiled ear to ear that it threatened to split her face, she have thought that since Ji Liu Feng is a man she must use her first method but since she have taken a peek on Ji Liu Feng's memories there was no need to go that far, and she can simply use this method.

She did not know what is exactly wrong with this Ji Liu Feng, to actually hate her most favored genre. It must be within people's taste.

Luna thought as she watched Ji Liu Feng convulse on floor like a worm threwn with salt.

She stimulated Ji Liu Feng's memory so that he saw himself consumating with that tentacle.

***

40th day of Autumn, in the Qi year of 10,090, using the Callendar of the Higher Realm.

It has been 6 days since Luna left Ye Fuona under the care of The Ethereal Sword, Monna, and the Immortal Phoenix Anh Mu. Right now Anh Mu is on the shift of training Ye Fuona, while Monna is relaxing at the side. Monna's small frame laid on the soft cushion while he watched Anh Mu and Fuona.

*smack* *smack*

Anh Mu brutally hit Fuona's butt two times with the hilt of his sword, while on the last hit Fuona's figure stumbled and rolled on the floor in a comedic manner.

"..." Fuona looked at Anh Mu with gritted teeth.

'This little kid! He is torturing me on purpose!' Ye Fuona hated Anh Mu's training method, and she couldn't help but glance at Monna's side.

"Wrong, wrong." Anh Mu's immature voice sounded out.

"How many times do I have to remind you, that you must use your Qi to reinforce your feet? Using the footworks that I have also taught you is a must, it has already been three days since I have given you the Manual for those footworks but you still have not completely comprehended them?!" Anh Mu pointed the sword at his hand onto Ye Fuona's face. One must remember that Anh Mu's current body looks like no more than 3 years old, it is such a strange sight how a 3 years old is beating the crap out of a 12 years old.

Ye Fuona shifted her gaze, and looked on the floor.

'Tsk, as Master Monna had said, this bird brain only knows brute strength and nothing more!' Monna and Anh Mu had never really had a good relationship from the start, which is why Monna never forgot to destroy Anh Mu's image in front of Fuona, whenever it watched over Fuona.

If Luna were really to take Ye Fuona as her disciple then this Anh Mu would be in a big trouble!

"Eiyaaah~, Little Bird, come on now. It's not like her progress is that bad. Anyways she has gotten the gist of the Dark Lotus and I think that it is enough." Monna said her face full of undiguised mockery.

What Anh Mu was teaching to Ye Fuona was a high tier martial arts from the Celestial Realm where he grew up. How does he expect a mortal to actually follow up?!

"That's right, That's right! Master is right!!" Fuona hearing Monna's words, immediately ran towards her side, and hid on Monna's back.

"You...!!" Anh Mu could only stomp his feet in anger and glared at the two.

Monna originally also taught some of Luna's previous disciple, while Anh Mu had never taken a disciple, yet he was punished and used as a cheat forced to babysit. When the teaching method of two are compared Monna was obviously the renowned, elegant, and a kind teacher, while Anh Mu is the type of teacher that you would question; "How did you even become a teacher!?"

Monna stood up and flickered, her figure immediately appeared before Anh Mu's small frame. Monna slightly bent her back looking down at Anh Mu.

"Loser~" She whispered.

*Bam*

Anh Mu's face immediately flared up as he sends a palm towards Monna's stomach. Taking a step sidewards, Monna avoided the attack, which added oil to Anh Mu's burning rage.

Ye Fuona calmly stood up and dusted her clothes, she walked towards Monna's previous spot and sat down. She looked at the two figures clashing and slightly sighed.

Sometimes she really wants to go back to her previous peaceful life.

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