harry || niall
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"Hey, can I have a—"
"NO. YOU CAN'T HAVE WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE GONNA ASK ME FOR."
"Jeez, calm your tits. It's just a joke, dude."
"Yeah? Well, it isn't funny any more. So quit bothering me!"
"You sound hot when you're screaming like that."
"Fuck you."
"Dirty talk, I like it. Show me what else you can do, babe."
"I can kick your nuts, how's that?"
"Wouldn't you enjoy that?"
"Ugh, you're so—!"
[ C A L L E N D E D ]
"Oh, he hung up. Meh."
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lol niall's a bit short–tempered. but then again, who wouldn't be pissed if a stranger kept on calling just to annoy? i sure would. :)
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Fanfiction"Hello?" "Hey, can I have two large pizza-" "It's bloody three in the morning and you're calling for two large pizzas?!" "Dude, it's just a prank. Ch-" "SHUT UP, YOU ANNOYING PIECE OF-" "Hm... he hung up. Oh, well. Hey, Louis, the prank went well!"
