(2018 OLD) pretty u; verkwan oneshots

#16 all i wanted was a boyfriend but now im having an existential crisis (C)

in which vernon is a really good actor, also yyeyeessss i know this is similar to one of my wolfstar oneshots ssshhhhhh  

also low key band au ??? i guess

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"god seungkwan, that's the third guy this month" seokmin sighed as seungkwan walked up to their lunch table, his hair messy and lips slightly swollen. 

seungkwan rolled his eyes as he sat down "and? i know what im getting myself into" 

jeonghan raises an eyebrow "am i missing something?" 

"seungkwannie here has developed a fixation" seokmin starts 

"its not a fixation, its a pass time." seungkwan interrupts

seokmin rolls his eyes at seungkwan before looking at jeonghan again "seungkwan seems to have developed a 'type', which happens to be jerks with leather jackets and rough hands" 

"not gonna lie, i do like rough hands" seungkwan smirked

"im still a little confused" jeonghan continued

"basically, seungkwan lets the bad boys in our year pick him up, use him and drop him as they please" seokmin concludes 

"seungkwan!" jisoo exclaims "i expected better from you!"

"seokmin you're making me sound like a two dollar whore" seungkwan glared at the elder "im just having a little bit of fun. besides like they say: bad boys, good lips" seungkwan winks and the other three cringe almost instantaneously 

"oh shut up, besideds its not like im getting into a relationship with them" 

"still seungkwan, you're not a play toy for guys, why can't you date someone that will treat you right" seokmin sighs

"you sound like my mother" a grimace finds its way to seungkwans face "look you guys, im just having fun, it's not like im looking for a serious relationship from them. and how do you know they don't treat me well?" 

seungkwan shakes his head at his friends "im leaving, i'd rather hang out with park chanyeol and have him treat me 'bad' than have you three scolding me" 

as seungkwan walks away the three look after him in dissapointment, 

"i just feel bad for hansol" jisoo comments 

"hansol?" seokmin and jeonghan ask at the same time 

"oh right you don't know. there's this kid hansol, in the music club. he and a couple of his friends have a band. he asked me to help him with a guitar bit and saw me talking to seungkwan before meeting up with him. he then commented on how he's had a crush on seungkwan since they were in year 9 and seungkwan was in his math class." jisoo explains while getting up and packing his lunch away. "he's practically in love with seungkwan, one problem though. hansol is probably the nicest and calmest guy i know, he's the furthest thing from seungkwan's type"

seokmin and jeonghan nodded solemnly. 

"wait?" jeonghan suddenly says "he's in a band?"

"yeah,  he's lead rap and guitar. why?" jisoo asks with a pout

"well, in a band, raps, is he hot?" 

jisoo blushes at how upfront jeonghan is "uh well,"

jisoo looks around the cafeteria and sees hansol and his friends sitting at a table in the corner, hansol plucking at his guitar. 

"he's sitting over there" jisoo points at the table and both jeonghan and seokmin look over

"blue shirt? he's really hot wo-"