A/N: This chapter is o kay.
Dinah and Lauren were meeting with some others at The Paulers HQ™. 😏 They saw Mark, Jojo, Hillary, and their boss. hmm.
Dinah saw someone missing. 👀? "Where's Hunter?"
Hillary said, "Donald shot him. pew pew. My drone saw it." 😝
Lauren stared 👀 at her wife. "You're so smart." 😍
Mark Thomas and Jojo Sewer were playing with slime together. 🤧
haha my cat just meowed.
Dinah cringed smh. 🤢😷
Their boss said, "Okay, we've got a mission."
Dinah was exited! 😩 "Are we finally gonna kill Jacald?"
Their boss said, "Not yet. 😏 We've got another mission. Someone is a bIg threat to us lol. She knows about the notes and our plan smh 🤦♂️."
Lauren smirked. 😏
Dinah asked, "Who is it?"
Their boss smiled. "Camila Cabello."
Dinah cried.
Lauren whispered, "We can pretend to try to kill her."
Dinah said, "If she dies, I'm blaming you." 😒
Lauren dabbed on the h8r. 💯💦💦
Mark and Jojo were still playing with slime.
Hillary said, "My drone says that Canola Cornbread is at the Banana Orchard™."
Jojo Sewer said, "Wow! 😰 Banana orchards exist?"
Boss™ said, "Jojo and Mark have single-digit IQ's, so they won't take part in this. Hillary, lead Dinah and Lauren to the snake so they can kill her."
Dinah cried again. 😭
Hillary led them to Camila. wh00sh! 💨
At the Banana Orchard™, Camila was looking for some bananas. woohoo 👅🍌💦
Hillary wh00shed 💨 away.
Camila saw some gud bananas at the 🔝 of the coca nut tree, but she couldn't reach. :(
Dinah smiled and walked over to her, while Lauren hid behind a tree. Dinah said, "I can get those for you."
Camila was shocced that Dinah was here! 😰✏️ "Dinah! Please get those bananas. :("
Dinah did.
Then! Lauren Jairgeis jumped out from behind the tree and pointed a water gun at Camila. She said, "Camila, run!"
Camila was confuzzled. xD
"R u ok? I really don't wanna get wet right now. 😪💦"
Dinah pushed Camila. "Run!"
Boi, she ran.
Lauren shot water at her and purposely missed. She laughed. haha 😂👏 "Let's go tell our boss that we flopped."
Dinah was exited for realz now. "I can't wait to kill Jacob."
Mike Pence was spying on these liberals with his drones. 😏
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