having my mom save me

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PSA:                                                                  HOES! I LOVE YOU!

Eddie; guys!

Mike; yea?

Ben; whats up

Eddie; henry bowers is a fucking cunt

Mike; yeah we know

Ben; are you hurt?

Eddie; no, not this time.

Ben; then what happened?

Eddie; well, i was at the general store with my mom and she went to go pick up my meds

Eddie; and i was looking at the cereals bc my mom told me to

Mike; and bowers saw u?

Eddie; yeah. exactly

Ben; so what happened then

Eddie; so bowers walks up to me and he keeps whispering under his breath and pushing me into the shelves

Eddie; and then my mom came around the corner screaming bloody murder

Mike; shit

Eddie; so bowers runs away and now im stuck at the fucking hospital with nothing to do because the sick fuck pushed me into a bunch of fucking cereal boxes

Ben; hahahahaha dude im sorry ur at the hospital but that is hilarious

Mike; what was he whispering

Eddie; i dont know. he was w h i s p e r i n g it

Ben; ded

Mike; well at least ur mom was there

Eddie; no! its not a good thing she was there i would have rather, Henry keep pushing me

Mike; why

Eddie; bc it was embarrassing having my mom save me

Ben; u would have ended up in the hospital either way

Eddie; i know but im here for no reason

Ben; true

Mike; yeah that should be illegal like ur mom should be banned from hospitals unless its an actual emergency.

Eddie; i know

Ben; rip dude have fun

Eddie; fuck you too

Mike; Edward! watch ur profanity

Eddie; ugh i gotta go. bye 

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