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Eddie; guys!
Mike; yea?
Ben; whats up
Eddie; henry bowers is a fucking cunt
Mike; yeah we know
Ben; are you hurt?
Eddie; no, not this time.
Ben; then what happened?
Eddie; well, i was at the general store with my mom and she went to go pick up my meds
Eddie; and i was looking at the cereals bc my mom told me to
Mike; and bowers saw u?
Eddie; yeah. exactly
Ben; so what happened then
Eddie; so bowers walks up to me and he keeps whispering under his breath and pushing me into the shelves
Eddie; and then my mom came around the corner screaming bloody murder
Mike; shit
Eddie; so bowers runs away and now im stuck at the fucking hospital with nothing to do because the sick fuck pushed me into a bunch of fucking cereal boxes
Ben; hahahahaha dude im sorry ur at the hospital but that is hilarious
Mike; what was he whispering
Eddie; i dont know. he was w h i s p e r i n g it
Ben; ded
Mike; well at least ur mom was there
Eddie; no! its not a good thing she was there i would have rather, Henry keep pushing me
Mike; why
Eddie; bc it was embarrassing having my mom save me
Ben; u would have ended up in the hospital either way
Eddie; i know but im here for no reason
Ben; true
Mike; yeah that should be illegal like ur mom should be banned from hospitals unless its an actual emergency.
Eddie; i know
Ben; rip dude have fun
Eddie; fuck you too
Mike; Edward! watch ur profanity
Eddie; ugh i gotta go. bye
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RandomRichie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie; you're kidding me, come on smalls. Eddie; yeah. how did ya know? {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #8}