it was sarcasm

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Richie; so bitch. how did u like ur new math class?

Eddie; i liked every part of it except the part where i was forced to sit next to you

Richie; i am hurt by that eds

Eddie; when i graduate in a few months you wont even remember me

Richie; you mean when we graduate you Edison kaspbrak won't remember me, richard tozier

Eddie; my name is Edward

Richie; REALLY

Eddie; yeah

Richie; no shit. it was sarcasm

Eddie; ok now im gonna go

Richie; no dont leave

Eddie; dude its literally tomorrow already i need sleep

Richie; no you dont eds

Eddie; dont call me that

Richie; would u rather me call u babe?

Eddie; well no

Richie; ok babe

Eddie; what the hell

Richie; babe dont stress. its not good for u

Eddie; why do i feel like a late night booty call right now

Richie; because you are

Eddie; chokes on water

Richie; chokes on milk

Eddie; chokes on lemonade by Beyonce

Richie; chokes on holy water

Eddie; chokes on pomegranate juice

Richie; chokes on vodka

Eddie; chokes on juice in general

Richie; chokes on dick

Eddie; and u say im the gay one

Richie; that's cause u are

Eddie; am i really a booty call?

Richie; of course not. i told u. im not gay

Eddie; do u really believe that

Richie; listen, i like pussy ok

Eddie; ok rich. see ya tomorrow

Richie; alright babe see ya then. ;)

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