Richie; so bitch. how did u like ur new math class?
Eddie; i liked every part of it except the part where i was forced to sit next to you
Richie; i am hurt by that eds
Eddie; when i graduate in a few months you wont even remember me
Richie; you mean when we graduate you Edison kaspbrak won't remember me, richard tozier
Eddie; my name is Edward
Richie; REALLY
Eddie; yeah
Richie; no shit. it was sarcasm
Eddie; ok now im gonna go
Richie; no dont leave
Eddie; dude its literally tomorrow already i need sleep
Richie; no you dont eds
Eddie; dont call me that
Richie; would u rather me call u babe?
Eddie; well no
Richie; ok babe
Eddie; what the hell
Richie; babe dont stress. its not good for u
Eddie; why do i feel like a late night booty call right now
Richie; because you are
Eddie; chokes on water
Richie; chokes on milk
Eddie; chokes on lemonade by Beyonce
Richie; chokes on holy water
Eddie; chokes on pomegranate juice
Richie; chokes on vodka
Eddie; chokes on juice in general
Richie; chokes on dick
Eddie; and u say im the gay one
Richie; that's cause u are
Eddie; am i really a booty call?
Richie; of course not. i told u. im not gay
Eddie; do u really believe that
Richie; listen, i like pussy ok
Eddie; ok rich. see ya tomorrow
Richie; alright babe see ya then. ;)
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RandomRichie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie; you're kidding me, come on smalls. Eddie; yeah. how did ya know? {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #8}