DACRE AND SONNY
dacre
hello sonny.
sonny
hello dacre.
dacre
how are you.
sonny
i am gucci, and you?
dacre
i am gucci as well.
sonny
that is good.
dacre
mmm indeed.
sonny
so why have you decided
to message me?
dacre
i am bored, and you are incredibly
entertaining.
sonny
thanks.
sonny
i saw a picture of you today,
it was a very nice picture.
dacre
thanks.
dacre
would you like to hear a joke?
sonny
no.
sonny
but i am disinterested in the
activities going on in my
vicinity so go on with it.
dacre
what did the chicken
say to the farmer?
sonny
i haven't the slightest.
dacre
fuck you, you overweight
piece of human filth.
sonny
hilarious.
dacre
thanks.
dacre
i came up with it myself.
sonny
i can tell.
dacre
what is that supposed
to mean?
sonny
if you need to ask
then you shan't know.
dacre
very discourteous you are.
sonny
thanks.
dacre
that was not supposed to be
received as a compliment.
dacre
but alright.
dacre
what is taking up your time at this moment?
sonny
you.
dacre
aw.
dacre
you are taking up my
time as well.
sonny
i regret to inform
you that i must go.
sonny
my horrible, evil, and
less attractive siblings
request my presence.
sonny
farewell my king.
dacre
farewell my queen.
this latest update on this play is preternatural but what can thou do🤷🏼♂️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏼♂️🤷🏻♀️
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