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HOES 2 CHAPTERS CAUSE I SAW YALLS COMMENTS AND I WAS LIKE AWW THATS SO SWEET LEMME BREAK THEM EVEN MORE!

Eddie; it didnt go well.

Ben; what do u mean

Eddie; i said it wasnt gonna work between us two

Ben; dude im flattered but im as straight as a dick

Eddie

Mike; hes talking about richie asshole

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Mike; hes talking about richie asshole

Eddie; and the worst part is...

Ben; is what

Eddie; he stopped calling me eds.

Mike; but u hate being called eds

Eddie; he doesnt it cutely tho

Ben; omg ur in love

Eddie; i know

Mike; hate to be the bearer of bad news but bro, u broke his heart 

Eddie; did bev tell u that?

Mike; no he did.

Eddie; since when does he talk to you?

Mike; no, its on instagram

Ben; oh damn

Eddie; on his spam? cause i dont follow his spam... it looks scay 

Mike; no dude. u broke his heart so bad he posted on his main

Eddie; uhh 😫😭

-On Instagram-

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trashmouthtozier; i know im not enough for you, i would have tried to be though.

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-Eddie to Mike and Ben-

Eddie; shit what did i do?

Ben; my words exactly

Mike; u need to tell him

Eddie; i cant

Ben; if u dont i will

Eddie; how am i gonna tell him that henry wants to kill him?

Mike; u just gotta b like ily bb oh and btw henry wants u dead for luving me

Eddie; fuckkk offff

Ben; hes right

Eddie; i know hes right but i cant do that

Mike; bev can. lets tell her

Eddie; NO

Eddie; ill do it... later

Mike; no now

Eddie; later.

Ben; u have until Wednesday

Eddie; ok. ill tell him wednesday. 

Mike; pussy

Eddie; bitch

Ben; pussy

Eddie; hoe

Mike; smh 

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