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FuckBoi: Evan I'm sorry, pls talk to me

Four07: he didn't mean it, babe, pls listen to us

RoastMasterV2: fuck you

RoastMasterV2: you guys obviously are better off without me, so I'll give you a present, I'm done with you

RoastMasterV2: we're over

FuckBoi: Evan pls no

FuckBoi: don't do this, PLEASE IM SO SORRY

RoastMasterV2 has left the chat.

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Now showing private messages between FuckBoi and Four07.

FuckBoi: ik I'm upset but that's actually a really cool feature

Four07: ikr I'm glad they updated this app

FuckBoi: but what do I do now

FuckBoi: shit

Four07: what?

FuckBoi: Tyler's texting in the chat, he seems pissed

Four07: oh u still have the notifications on huh

FuckBoi: yeah I like to know when people are talking to me, even if it's not directly at me, ya know

Four07: so what do we do?

FuckBoi: Evan's talking to him, we should probably stay out of it, let them cool down

Four07: sounds good

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Praise Jesus

WildHoe: I'm so ducking pissed I don't even care that autocorrect is messing up my angry typing

RoastMasterV2: relax, tell me what happened

WildHoe: I invite him to my family reunion, he hadn't met my family, I thought he should, nothing wrong with that

WildHoe: two hours later HES MAKING OUT WITH MY COUSIN ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER

ChokingIsMyKink: Tyler I said I'm sorry

RoastMasterV2: Craig just stop, you're of no help right now, just go

ChokingIsMyKink: you think you can help here, Evan? Oh please, like you've had enough successful relationships to help anyone

ChokingIsMyKink: if anyone here should stop, it's you, you're just bothering everyone

WildHoe: you leave him the fuck alone you filthy cheater

WildHoe: at least he's still nice and not bitter, unlike some people

RoastMasterV2: I'm just not wanted, I get it, I'll go

WildHoe: no evan you stay here

ChokingIsMyKink: he can't fix this for you Tyler, he can't even fix his own relationships

WildHoe: you're a real dick sometimes, you know that? Everyone may think you're nice and sweet and get flustered at the most romantic gestures but really you're just cold and manipulative and I don't understand what I ever saw in you in the first place

Moo: guys calm down, what's happening

ChokingIsMyKink: I was managing my relationship just fine until Evan tried to "help"

ChokingIsMyKink: seriously all he does is mess everything up

Moo: Craig there's no need to take your anger out on your friends

WildHoe: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN ANGRY CRAIG?! I DIDNT MAKE OUT WITH YOUR COUSIN TWO HOURS AFTER MEETING THEM

ChokingIsMyKink: I TOLD YOU IM SORRY, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME

WildHoe: why don't you start by apologizing to Evan, who you just snapped at for no apparent reason

ChokingIsMyKink: it's not my fault that he's clingy and doesn't know when he's not wanted

FuckBoi: don't say that about him

Four07: aren't you one to talk

BasicallyIDoWrk: everyone needs to calm down before we say something we regret

Four07: Lucas didn't you say that Evan was clingy and desperate just a few hours ago at the airport?

FuckBoi: yes, but I realize that it was wrong even though I was feeling pressured by the situation and I want to apologize, even if I'm not forgiven

ChokingIsMyKink: don't apologize it's totally true, all he does is cling to us and complain about shit, he's annoying

Moo: guys calm down

BasicallyIDoWrk: these are the things I told you that you would regret

Moo: I think we just need to work out our issues calmly

WildHoe: absolutely not, I refuse to work with Craig

FuckBoi: Evan refuses to work with us, and I respect that, I just want him to know that I love him and what I said was very immature and stupid and I in no way meant it, but I understand if he cannot forgive me

Moo: thank you, Lucas

Moo: anyone else want to say something

ChokingIsMyKink: we're done Tyler

WildHoe: we've been done since the second I saw you with him

ChokingIsMyKink: you didn't tell me that???

WildHoe: it was kind of implied?????????

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: that shade tho

ChokingIsMyKink: David stfu it's not like you have the perfect relationship either

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: at least I HAVE A RELATIONSHIP

ChokingIsMyKink: FUCK YOU TOO THEN

WildHoe: where'd Evan go

ChokingIsMyKink: idc I hope Jon killed him

ChokingIsMyKink has been kicked from the chat.

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