Theory [TOM HOLLAND]

FORTY NINE

private messages

tom
hey can we talk

tom
it's important

DON'T TEXT THIS NUMBER UNLESS YOU'RE ON FIRE OR SWALLOWED A BATTERY
are you on fire

DON'T TEXT THIS NUMBER UNLESS YOU'RE ON FIRE OR SWALLOWED A BATTERY
did you swallow a battery

tom
well no

DON'T TEXT THIS NUMBER UNLESS YOU'RE ON FIRE OR SWALLOWED A BATTERY
then don't text me again or i'll block you

tom
please it's an emergency

DON'T TEXT THIS NUMBER UNLESS YOU'RE ON FIRE OR SWALLOWED A BATTERY
are you dying

tom
it feels like it

tom is typing...

tom
it's about mel

DON'T TEXT THIS NUMBER UNLESS YOU'RE ON FIRE OR SWALLOWED A BATTERY
don't play that card you know mom owns me

tom
well mom doesn't exist and never will unless you help me

DON'T TEXT THIS NUMBER UNLESS YOU'RE ON FIRE OR SWALLOWED A BATTERY
ugh

DON'T TEXT THIS NUMBER UNLESS YOU'RE ON FIRE OR SWALLOWED A BATTERY
fine

tom changed DON'T TEXT THIS NUMBER UNLESS YOU'RE ON FIRE OR SWALLOWED A BATTERY to seb!

seb
june has made me soft

tom
june is good for you

tom
and for me

tom
the bullying against me has decreased by 67% percent since you got back together

seb
i still have 33% left bitch

tom
hey i'm sad and soft you have to be nice to me

seb
i know why do you think i've been so lenient with you

seb
i didn't even say anything when you called it harry potter and the prisoner of marzipan

tom
wait what's wrong with that

seb
you're such an easy target it's ridiculous

seb
it sucks that the power of love has made me a changed man

tom
must be nice to have someone who loves you

seb
well now i just feel bad for you

seb
what's wrong buddy

tom
it's mel

seb
this isn't going to be another conversation where you send me those novel length texts about how wonderful mel is and how much you want to be with her right?

tom
no

tom
she won't even talk to me

seb