THE HOTTEST MAN ON THE PLANET AND SEXY LADY
sexy lady
ello matey
the hottest man on the planet
hey seonny
sexy lady
how are you?
the hottest man on the planet
i'm good
the hottest man on the planet
better now that i'm talking to you
sexy lady
OOF
sexy lady
i think i just fainted
the hottest man on the planet
then how are you texting me?
sexy lady
i'm a wizard harry
the hottest man on the planet
can you teleport yourself
to me then?
sexy lady
only for a small loan
of a million dollars
the hottest man on the planet
damn what a shame
sexy lady
oof
sexy lady
are you horny?
hottest man on the planet
what?
hottest man on the planet
no
sexy lady
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sexy lady
YOU ARE HORNY
hottest man on the planet
sonny i'm not horny
sexy lady
send a dick pic then
sexy lady
so i know you aren't lying
hottest man on the planet
i'm not sending you a dick pic
sexy lady
why?
sexy lady
is it because you're small?
sexy lady
you shouldn't be ashamed
to have a tiny peen
sexy lady
you can make up
for it with your tongue
or your fingers if you aren't into that
hottest man on the planet
oh my god
hottest man on the planet
sonny
sexy lady
you dog!
sexy lady
i hope you know the government
is watching your every move
through your webcam
sexy lady
they can see EVERYTHING you do
sexy lady
those lucky bastards
sexy lady
if they can see you
naked then why can't i?
hottest man on the planet
ummmm
hottest man on the planet
no comment
pretty lady
tonight i will photoshop your
head on a pornstars body and-
pretty lady
i can't think of anything else to say
pretty lady
k well bye
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