Richie; thank you to everyone that came out and enjoyed the gender reveal of my hamster
Richie; for all of you who didn't go... FUCK U!
Bev; ok wow.
Stan; i went just to make sure he didnt name it stan
Mike; whats its gender?
Richie; are u ready?
Mike; yeah i guess
Richie; drum roll, please
Eddie; bbbbuuuuuuuuubbbbbbbbmmmmm
Stan; its a boy
Richie; IT'S A BOY!!!!
Ben; lol
Richie; fuck u stan
Bev; whats its name?
Richie; if u so interested in him, why didnt u come?
Bill; it was a lovely evening. there was chips and water
Ben; my favorite part was the ending
Eddie; i liked that too
Richie; ok dora^
Richie; wait... nvrmnd. i liked the ending too ;)))
Bev; ew, richie we dont need to know
Richie; listen bevy, i dont fuck and tell, okay.
Stan; yes u do
Richie; fuck u stan
Stan; wow, two in 5 minutes! im impressed
Mike; whats its name?
Richie; right, right. his name is pussy, in honor of stan
Bev; why couldnt u be normal?
Eddie; we didnt fuck!
Richie; they dont need to know that eds
Eddie; wtf
Stan; so u lied to me
Bev; wtf is going on
Richie; what the hell stan, i did no such thing
Mike; im so confused...
Bill; did they fuck or not?
Richie; stan is making shit up! i did say anything
Eddie; yeah right, u probably even told gretta
Richie; fuck her
Eddie; when we first talked u said u wanted to fuck her
Richie; yeah, but like, not anymore
Mike; i wanna leave, how do i leave
Bev; fuck one of u for not having an iphone
Bill; ^
Ben; im sorry, samsung is better
Richie; thats a fucking lie ben
Stan; lmao im gonna go make popcorn hahaha
Richie; stan, this is ur fault
Eddie; how is it his fault ur the one who told him
Richie; I DID NOT
Stan; wait u actually fucked? lmao this just got better
Eddie; we didnt fuck, stan
Richie; see. i told u i didnt say anything to him
Stan; well then what did u do
Bev; no lalalalalalalalalala im not listening
Bill; can u take this convo elsewhere
Ben; im gonna drive my car off a cliff if u dont stop
Stan; ^same, but just for fun
Richie; omg stan stop. please stop, ur gonna make me cry
Eddie; why? its a fucking joke
Stan; yeah it is
Richie; well it wasnt last year
Stan; are u fucking serious Richie? u literally swore
Bill; what the fuck is happening
Bev; omg
Mike; dude.
Richie; sorry, sorry, sorry sorry sorry stan im so sorry
Stan; well what if i out u!
Bev; this isnt good
Bill; i know bev, i know
Eddie; y, dont they always fight
Bev; not like this
Richie; no, please dont
Stan; i'll do it
Mike; ok, lets just calm down alright
Ben; yeah, lets calm down
Richie; stan, please. im begging you.
Eddie; stan, dude he is crying
Mike; and how do u know?
Eddie; i called him like 10 minutes ago
Bev; stan. stop, ur best friends
Stan; fine. fuck u!
Ben; ok...
a/n i didnt see this chapter ending like this... sorry.
what do u think richie did... or has... or wants...???
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