Eddie; how are you guys on this fine tuesday evening?
Ben; im chill but like at the same time help me god, you know
Mike; im a snack but everyone seems to be on a diet
Eddie; wow. ok. uh. shit idk what to say
Ben; yeah. its fine tho lol
Mike; but its chill the girl i like she is talking to me now...
Eddie; really? what did she say?
Mike; mark, get the fuck out of my way.
Eddie; uh.. mike. u sure she was talking to you?
Mike; yeah, she shoved me int a locker and then walked away
Ben; it doesnt sound like you should like her
Eddie; ^
Mike; but she is really pretty
Eddie; but is the inside as pretty as the outside
Ben; the answer is no
Mike; she is. just not when anyone is around
Eddie; and how do you know?
Mike; i swear i dont stalk her
Eddie; ok, so you stalk her. but thats fine
Ben; thats creepy as hell
mike; really ben
Eddie; what
Ben; i dont stalk i follow closely
Eddie; ok who do u like ben?
Mike; BEv
Ben; hahaha
Eddie; yo really?
Ben; idk bro maybe
Eddie; hmm cool
Mike; eddie guess what
Eddie; yes?
Ben; richie just posted on his instagrammmmm
Eddie; what the fuck is it now
Mike; just go check itout
Eddie; djfnaor fine
-On Instagram-
trashmouthtozier
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trashmouthtozier: I know I swore not to post this, but look how cute my spaghetti is in this Winnie the Phoo onsie. @ kaspbrak
badassbeverly; omg hes so soft
stan.uris; he lookos different without that fanny pack around him
_mikehanlon; he's gonna be mad
trashmouthtozier; @stan.uris ur telling me
trashmouthtozier; @_mikehanlon i know but he loves me so oh well
kaspbrak; ok no. get this off
bennyboyhanscom; so @kaspbrak, you could have cosplayed with me
trashmouthtozier; i know! he is so cute -3- @badassbeverly
denbroughbill; im a proud best friend
trashmouthtozier; lmaooooo @bennyboyhanscom and absolutely not hon @kaspbrak
grettaaa; ew wtf ur gay?
trashmouthtozier; @grettaaa no, im not, but thanks for ur opinion, its going in the trash with the rest of ur opinions
a/n currently in bed eating strawberry ice cream and watching youtube... thanks for asking.
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about me
or the characters in the book
or just anything in general
please, im bored and i love u all
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RandomRichie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie; you're kidding me, come on smalls. Eddie; yeah. how did ya know? {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #8}