Naruto truth or dare!

No.

A/N before I start this I'd like to apologize for not updating this in sooooo long! Like it's 2018 February! Come on me stop being lazy! Anyways this might seem a bit... off not only cause of the one of the dares (-_-|| haha...) and the fact I'm listening to 'Sincerely, me' from Dear Evan Hansen 😂 anyways enjoy!

Akira: guys! Guess what!
Sasuke: we can stop playing this stupid game?
Akira: Sorry but you're wrong ducky!
Hinata: is there just gonna be truths this time...?
Akira: Nu-Uh any other guesses...?
Naruto: Just tell us already!
Akira: okay okay sheesh... so we have 2 dares!
Toby: Ooooo! Sounds fun!
Itachi: I didn't sign up for this...
Sasuke: ... -_- you...
Itachi: you...
Akira: HEY LOOK I GUESS NOW YOUR THE DUCKLING SASUKE!
Sasuke: What the heck? I'm not a duck!
Itachu: ...eh?
Hidan: can we just hear the f*cking dare already?!
Ino: Language! There are children around!
Boruto: I'm not a child!!
Naruto: well then you must be a midget...
Boruto: Shut up!
Naruto: Don't tell me to shut up! I'm your father!
Hinata: *blushes*
Pervy Sage: They grow up so fast...
Kakashi: they do don't they? It seems like just the other day they were all failing at training...
Sakura: ... that was just the other day Sensai...
Akira: everyone just calm down! The first dare is for Hidan!
Hidan: What?! That's not f*cking fair! I just joined!
Akira: well to bad and your dare is to not cuss for five hours! Ino is right there are children!
Boruto: I'm not a-
Akira: Shut up and respect your elders Boruto!
Boruto: ... -3-
Himawari: I don't get it...
Hinata: and you don't need to for now your still young.
Akira: Let the poor child keep her innocence!
Hidan: there gonna learn it at one point so why not now?
Akira: cause I said so! Now no cussing for 5 hours!!
Hidan: Hnnng...
Akira: hehe... next dare! ...erm...
Ino: What is it?
Akira: aha... so Garra...
Garra: no.
Akira: What! You didn't even hear the dare!
Garra: No.
Akira: -_- A dare is a dare fight me!
Garra: Gladly.
Kakashi: ya no that's not gonna happen while I'm here.
Akira: aw come on! I can take him! I'll go easy!
Garra: ha! If anything it's the other way around!
Akira: You wish!
Naruto: how about that dare eh?
Akira: oh ya! This'll be fun hehe
Garra: no.
Akira: to late~
Garra: *sighs*
Akira: *smirks* so Garra your going to have to ki-
Garra: no.
Boruto: KISS OR KILL?! KISS OR KILL?!
Garra: No.
Akira: YOU HAVE TO KISS NARUTO TILL YOU BOTH RUN OUT OF AIR AND THE POOR INNOCENT CHILDREN HAVE TO WATCH!!
Hidan: Well fu-
Akira: FUDGE STICKS!!
Naruto: ...what...?
Garra: No.
Hinata: I-I don't know about this dare I mean...
Akira: oh no it'll be fine!
Himawari: but... there both... guys...?
Akira: love is love my dear child!
Sasuke: ...
Itachi: *nudges Sasuke and mutters* your not jealous are you?
Sasuke: WHAT?! NO!
Everyone: ...?
Ino: No what?
Sasuke: er... n-nothing...
Akira: what a weird duck...
Sasuke: I'm not a duck!
Akira: sure your not! Anyways on with the dare!
Garra: I'm not doing it.
Naruto: I er... O/////O
Akira: hmmm... fine if that's how it is... *whispers something to Garra*
Garra: O~O ... ugh -_- *walks up to Naruto and starts kissing him*
Naruto: ?!
Boruto: GET THE BLEACH!!
Akira: hey maybe that should be the sauce that goes with the tide pods?
Himawari: what's that?
Akira: stay innocent child.
Shikamaru: to late for that...
Kakashi: =_=|| these use to be my students
Hinata: Himawari don't look!
Himawari: B-but Akira said love is love!
Hinata: and I'm not disagreeing but you are to young to watch this kind of stuff!
Garra: *moves away* never. Again.
Naruto: ... I'll be in the corner eating ramen if you need me...
Akira: hehe... DUCKY!
Sasuke: what?!
Akira: do you like sugar?
Sasuke: no.
Akira: wanna try a cookie?
Sasuke: a what...?
Akira: ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A COOKIE IS?!
Sasuke: ...M-maybe...
Akira: Your trying one. Now. *hair flips and a large jar if cookies appear*
Sasuke: there poisoned aren't they?
Akira: ARE NOT! Can't you just trust me this one time Ducky?
Sasuke: -_- hand over the dumb cookies
Akira: HAHA! Here ya go! *gives the jar of cookies to him*
Sasuke: hn. *takes a bite out of cookie*
Everyone: ... O~O so?!
Sasuke: ...this. Is. Amazing.
Akira: *smirks* cookies are they key to everyone's heart.
Sasuke: *starts stuffing face with cookies*
Akira: w-wait! Slow down those have a lot of sugar in it and your sugar rush will last for-
Sasuke: WOAH!
Itachi: that is not my brother. What did you put in those cookies?!
Akira: ...sugar...?
Ino: HOW MUCH OF IT?!
Akira: erm...
Himawari: can I have a cookie?
Hinata: No!
Sasuke: NARUTO ME YOU FIGHT NOW!!
Naruto: =_=|| is he drunk?
Akira: it's called a sugar rush you idiots! And he had a lot meaning it won't be long before he passes out...
Everyone: WHAT?!
Sasuke: *passes out on the floor*
Akira: Welp that's that.
Itachi: ...did you kill him?!
Akira: NO!! You guys can fight and almost KILL each other but when Ducky gets a sugar rush you act as if the worlds gonna end!
Sakura: CAUSE IT IS!!!!
Akira: *face palm* anyways... that's all for now don't forget to leave a truth or dare!!

Thank you @JocelynDavies4 @icey-sinner-fox and @narutofan3005 for the dares! Sorry it took so long to make...