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---Slendy---

"(M/N)?"

"Yes, Slendy?"

"I have a question."

"Sure, ask away."

"..........how much do you love me?"

"Turn 8 sideways, baby."

"I think I fell in love with you again."

---Jeffy zhe Cutie---

"Hey bub, let's bang today."

"Jeff."

"Sorry, meant hang."

"Better have been that."

"...I meant bang?"

"Well, look at the time, time to beat a smiling jerk with a rolling pin."

"............."

"Wait...really?"

---Benny Boy---

"I just got your messages."

"Every morning I wake up to the same sweet sound."

"(M/N)!!! You know this!?"

"When did you play!?"

"...that's classified..."

"Got to go, Ben. New chatroom. My bestie (MM/C) (a/n- mystic messenger character if some were slightly confused) is calling for me."

"Don't you dare go in there!"

"(M/N)?"

"Cutie?"

"(MM/C) sucks."

"Bro."

"You got to be kidding."

---Maskers---

"Hey, baby?"

"What?"

"I have something to say."

"What did you do?"

"Babe..."

"Masky?"

"I may or may not have eaten your last slice of cheesecake."

"You scared the fucking crap out of me!"

"I thought you cheated on me."

"Wait..."

"Let it set in."

"YOU ATE MY LAST SLICE OF CHEESECAKE!?"

"There we go."

---Hoods---

"My baby Hoods!"

"Uh...(N/N)? You OK?"

"Of course! I'm just enjoying my time in a tree. Guess what number I'm thinking of!"

"69."

"WTF! How did you know!"

"Your stuck in a tree."

"Yeah."

"You're hanging upside down, shoelace stuck in the tree branch again or something. You're the six."

"..."

"And I'm there to help. So, I'm the nine. You're also probably thinking of that one position."

"How'd I do? ^_^"

"Best boyfriend."

---Ticci Tobster---

"Hey, what you doing?"

"Nothing really. Just laying in bed."

"Maybe naked?"

"Toby, I'm gonna hurt you."

"I can't feel pain."

"No more waffles."

"I love you! Don't take the waffles away!"

"Love you too, bub."

"So, waffles?"

"Just a few."

---Blu Jack---

"Blu!"

"Blu!"

"Blu!"

"My love!"

"Answer me!"

"IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING!"

"Ik."

"What do you want?"

"I."

"Love."

"You."

"I'm going back to bed."

---Sully and Liu---

"OMG! Babes!"

"Babe!"

"Baby!"

"What! Something wrong?! Who's ass do we need to kill!"

"Nah, nevermind. You might not like it."

"Bunny."

"(M/N)?"

"I just saw a human brain full of beetles on Bones."

"You scared us!"

"Wait, what's bones?"

"Get your ass home! You might like it!"

---Lovey Jack---

"Hey, Lj. Guess what?"

"What?"

"I like someone."

"..."

"Lj?"

"Who dares take my boyfriend's heart! I'll kill them!"

"Oh shit! Look in a mirror! Lj! Mirror!"

"Oh, lol. Love you too babe."

"Scared me."

"I'm dying! Lol!"

Aha! This was fun to make. Hoped ya enjoyed this odd scenario~ Some are kinda odd but you know perfection is boring if it didn't have a few oddness kinks lol. See ya soon~

Lol Cipher out!

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