HAPPY SINGLES DAY HOES<333
Eddie; dude, omg. there was the biggest fucking nerd sitting in your seat yesterday
Richie; that was me with my glasses on
Eddie; lolol ik u looked hot
Eddie; but happy v day bitch
Richie; did u like the flowers in ur locker?
Eddie; yes i did
Richie; and the chocolate?
Eddie; was v good
Richie; gr8
Eddie; so...
Richie; yes
Eddie; idk
Richie; o...k...
Eddie; brb
Richie; ok hon
--
Richie; happy v day u lonely fucks
Bill; thats a good name for a band
Stan; no it isnt
Bev; hey who said i was alone?
Bill; u
Stan; me
Bev; what
Stan; idk, i said ur alone, so i guess u are
Bev; but mike is sitting right next to me
Bill; but like emotionally ur alone
Richie; arent we all a little alone
Stan; no, u have eddie
Richie; yeah, he a hottie
Bev; ship ship ship
Bill; reddie or eichie
Stan; ew
Richie; what
Bev; reddie 4 sure
Stan; true
Bill; true
Stan; so how's ur day going
Bill; so how's ur day going?
Richie; good?
Stan; stop copying me
Bill; stop copying me
Stan; im gay
Bill; u are?
Stan; i've been waiting so long to tell you
Bill; it's ok, man
Bev; wait are u really
Richie; sick vine reference
Stan; what vine reference?
Bev; are u really gay tho?
Stan; i think
Bill; thats cool man
YOU ARE READING
iMessage -REDDIE ☾
RandomRichie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie; you're kidding me, come on smalls. Eddie; yeah. how did ya know? {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #8}
