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hey guys, sorry ive been MIA recently. but im back and sadder than ever. :) but anyways enjoy!

Richie; eddie

Eddie; richie

Stan; richie

Richie; stan

Eddie; mike

Mike; stan

Bev; BEV!

Richie; no, no. we were getting there

Eddie; what do u want Richie

Richie; all your lovin

Richie; and stan's happiness

Stan; ha ha ha 

Eddie; no.

Mike; wait richie

Richie; yes handsome

Eddie; stop

Mike; you know who everyone likes right

Mike; cause u said u asked everyone

Eddie; u didnt ask me asshole

Richie; yeah well i didnt wanna know who u were sleepin on the side with

Eddie; u, dumbass

Richie; we haven't slept together 

Eddie; yet.

Mike; ok... but like who does everyone like

Richie; you know, this person, that person, every person

Bev; you didnt ask me

Richie; bc i didnt wanna get jealous

Stan; wow

Richie; i wouldnt if i were u stan

Stan; fuck. sorry.

Bill; ok. i feel left out. he didnt ask me

Richie; casue i didnt really care

Ben; or me

Richie; guys stop!

Eddie; so u only asked mike

Richie; yeah

Mike; why

Richie; cause i was asked to

Mike; who asked you to ask me

Richie; sorry, no can do. thats against my contract

Richie; but hey, whats your sexuality?

Mike; wth so someone likes me

Eddie; ooo Mike get that ass yessss!

Ben; find me someone Richie

Richie; ok, bev, meet ben. 

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