strangest idol ◇ taekook

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[taetanic]

taetanic
yo biG bOy

thekookieyouwant
is that me?

taetanic
yes buttfuCK

thekookieyouwant
hyung are u alright u sound drunk or something

taetanic
i m perfectly finE PRETTY BOY

thekookieyouwant
okay then hyung if u say so

taetanic
anYWAYS
sTOEyTIEM

thekookieyouwant
storytime*

taetanic
yES NOW STOP CORRECTING ME YOU LIL CUTIE

thekookieyouwant
should i feel flattered or?

taetanic
sHHSH
okAY
SO
read, 9:47pm

jungkook sat looking at his phone for about 3 minutes before he decided to text back to indicate he was still there waiting for the story to be told.

thekookieyouwant
yes?

taetanic
making sure you're still here good
sO
THEY MET
THEY KISSED
AND
THEY
SUCKED
SOME
DICCK

jungkook looked down at his peepee for a second with wide eyes because was this hyung really saying someone sucked on a peepee? "oh my god.."

thekookieyouwant
nice story???

taetanic
so you liked it?

thekookieyouwant
sureee

thekookieyouwant

taetanic
wow okay
hurt much

thekookieyouwant
naw hyungie

taetanic
fuck-
not gonna lie
all the members of dream are fucking cute as hell
bless it

thekookieyouwant
they truely are
like lemme squish jisung thANKS

taetanic
mood tbh
probably shouldn't say that but still mood

thekookieyouwant
why shouldn't u say that?

taetanic
because its weird for me to say i guess...

thekookieyouwant
well okay then hyung
ya boi kook gotta sleep tho
so gn hyung

taetanic
damn so early but okay sleep child

thekookieyouwant
i aM NO CHILD
IM GROWN I KNOW WHAT A PEEPEE IS
FIGHT ME FAT ASS

taetanic
just because it hit 10 o'clock doesn't mean you have to act all high and mighty you youngling

thekookieyouwant
ugh how'd you know

taetanic
im smart didn't i tell you this

thekookieyouwant
idk did you?

taetanic
shut up and sleep you baby

"he called me a baby nawwww" jungkook had a slight panic attack from being called a baby from someone he doesn't even know the face of.

thekookieyouwant
okay big one

taetanic
"big one" im-

jungkook put his phone on charge once he got that last message and started to tuck himself into bed getting the preparation he needs to be able to do it himself for when he goes to university.

"im gonna miss my mummy so much when i go" jungkook said to himself as he turned his light off and dozed off.

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i actually lowkey have a plan for this book
it may be shit
buT
who's hYPEd