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Stan; what the hell happened last night and why the fuck is richie so mad at me

Mike; idk, maybe bc you wanted to have a threesome with eddie and some random guy

Bev; dude, last night was crazy

Eddie; i feel even worse now

Stan; i did what?

Eddie; that sam guy keeps dm'ing me

Bev; did you tell him the kiss was just to make richie jealous

Eddie; i dont remember

Mike; stan you are the one who said richie deserved it

Ben; we all sorta said that

Eddie; i didnt

Stan; when did i say that?

Mike; at the party

Stan; dude, never listen to me when i high, im insane

Bev; well eddie did richie see the post yet?

Eddie; yeah. 

Stan; you fucking posted it?

Ben; yeah we told him to

Stan; oh my god. what did we do

Eddie; i dont fucking know

Bev; shit.

Mike; whats happening now?

Stan; Richie is fucking pissed

Stan; eddie what the hell

Eddie; me what the hell? really? you guys told me to do it

Eddie; shit fuck damn shit heck fuck

Ben; watch your profanities 

Bev; tell him you're sorry

Stan; yea do that

Mike; no. dont do that. 

Eddie; he broke up with me. he should apologize to me

Stan; but he's not going to do that

Eddie; and why the hell not?

Stan; because he thinks he did nothing wrong

Eddie; i did nothing wrong

Eddie; he broke up with me, i can do what i want

Ben; no

Eddie; yes

Mike; eddie, you should just apologize

Eddie; fine. but im doing it my way

Bev; oh thank fuck

Eddie; mmhm

-Eddie to Richie-

Eddie; hey rich, im sorry

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