Richie; so eds what do you wanna do today?
Richie; blowjobs in the locker room?
Richie; handjobs in the bleachers?
Richie; sex in a classroom?
Eddie; what are you talking about?
Richie; well yesterday we got in trouble because we made out in the bathroom
Eddie; i dont want to sit through another hour and a half of detention
Richie; but i wanna spend time with you
Eddie; i know richie.
Richie; so how do i get to spend time with you?
Eddie; I'm almost done packing
Richie; can i come over again???
Eddie; will you not distract me for 3 hours?
Richie; ill try my hardest
Eddie; hahah hardest
Richie; eds. are you assuming im gonna get hard
Eddie; im not assuming anything. i know for a fact that you are
Richie; shit. you right
Eddie; i know
Richie; so can i come
Eddie; i mean thats more of a personal choice if you ask me ;)
Richie; oooo eds a i rubbing off on you?
Eddie; yeah.
Richie; well im coming over so get ready to be fucked
Eddie; no
Richie; aww booo you whore
Eddie; dont quote mean girls to me
Richie; well fine
Eddie; can you bring cookies?
Eddie; im hungry
Richie; of course i can eds
Eddie; YAY!
Richie; ill be there in 20
Eddie; ok
-on instagram-
(cause im too lazy to do anything else rn)
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_mikehanlon: wow look at my hot date
stan.uris; my date was hotter
bennyboyhanscom; yeah well... well... this picture was taken at school
badassbeverly; @bennyboyhanscom are you jealous??
_mikehanlon; ofc he is, just look at my manz. @badassbeverly
trashmouthtozier; i just fucked your bitch in my gucci flipflops
kaspbrak; @trashmouthtozier bitch i was ganna say that
trashmouthtozier; well you were too slow hoe
denbroughbill; wow look at this fucking friendship that we got here
_mikehanlon; ikr @denbroughbill
_mikehanlon; lolol @kaspbrak @trashmouthtozier
a/n short chapter ik, im sorry but like jahdjfabrghfeorfvibgrfhriwjep been busy :/
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iMessage -REDDIE ☾
RandomRichie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie; you're kidding me, come on smalls. Eddie; yeah. how did ya know? {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #8}
