Amazing song btw☝️
Just some random messages between you two because I felt like writing and getting something out, but I'm also really tired and feeling lazy atm.
Darling
How would one shove their foot up someone's ass? Is it even possible?Blue
How the hell would I know? XDDarling
You should know everything!You hold the mighty chest if secrets, you have the answers!!
Blue
Sorry, I threw that old thing out ages ago. It was taking too much space.Darling
Are you kidding me?! If anyone finds that thing, they could do incredibly terrible things!You must find it
Now
Blue
Ummm...I'm good :PI'm fine in my bed, thank you very much
Darling
Wow, lazyBlue
I'll bet you money that you're doing the same nowDarling
.......Fiiine
Blue
Now we're both lazy :DDarling
I'll bet you money this time I do more exercise in a day than you do in a weekBlue
I'm not even gonna argue, it's most likely true XDDarling
....that was surprisingly easyBlue
Thats what she saidDarling
NO!SHUT UP!
BAD BLUE, BAD!
Blue
Whats so bad about a "thats what she said" joke?Darling
EVERYTHING!Besides, I hear enough of that from my idiotic, thirteen-year-old brothers
Blue
One of the reasons I'm thankful to be an only childDarling
You lucky asshole-_-Blue
:DDarling
Shut up with your stupid smiley faceBlue
:D:D
:D
Darling
You bitch!Don't you dare disrespect me, for I am the god of your mother!
Blue
.....Darling
Yeah, you better be silentBlue
My mom?Why my mom? XD
Darling
Don't question the godsBlue
But what if I don't have a mom? D:Darling
What did I just say?DON'T QUESTION THE GODS
Blue
I'll do what I want, assholeDarling
Why are you speaking to my asshole??Blue
You know what I meant! XDDarling
So me as a whole is an asshole?!Have I been living a lie my entire life?!
So, when my mom yells at me to get my ass over here, does she mean JUST my ass or me as a whole?
Blue
The world may never knowDarling
WE WOULD IF YOU NEVER THREW OUT THE CHEST OF SECRETS!!Blue
Well too bad, sunshineGo find it yourself
Darling
But I'm tirrrred! My family drains all the energy they can from me as possibleBlue
Suck it upDarling
Thats what she saidBlue
NOW LOOK WHO'S MAKING THE JOKES!Darling
Yeah, yeahNot that much, but I ran out of ideas :/
This is accurate to an actual conversation my friend, Keegan and I would have though. He comes up with the most random shit and its so amazing😂😂
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