guys i hope you like this chapter, i worked really hard on this one, like harder than i usually work.
Eddie; happy birthday bitchhhhh
Richie; how did you know its my birthday?
Eddie; 1) cause you told me once, 2) bc i asked stan to confirm, 3) on snapchat it says its your birthday so... yeah
Richie; oh, well thanks i guess
Eddie; you guess?
Eddie; its your special day u r now 18!
Eddie; what do you wanna do? go see an R rated movie?
Richie; i've been watching R rated movies since i was like 4
Eddie; that actually explains a lot
Eddie; what do you wanna do? i'll do anything
Richie; anything?
Eddie; yes
Richie; your gonna be up all night screaming and crying tho
Eddie; seriously sex?
Eddie; i dont scream when i have sex... or cry
Richie; nope, not sex, my sexy spaghetti
Eddie; wha?
Richie; but just out of curiosity why dont you wanna have sex w me?
Richie; i know you have before
Eddie; because i just want it to be at the right time
Eddie; and not forced like it was with henry
Richie; well just know i fucking love you
Richie; and i wanna fucking love you... if ya know what i mean
Eddie; yes, rich, i know what you mean
Richie; ok. get ready cause like in 20 minutes im gonna pick you up for a date
Eddie; shouldnt i be picking you up
Richie; i thought we were doing what i wanna do
Eddie; ik, but i should be treating you
Richie; fine, bring your wallet
Eddie; huh?
Richie; just fo it
Richie; do*
Eddie; hahaha
Eddie; someday ill fo you. i swear
Richie; im gonna be holding you to that
Eddie; i would think less of you if you didnt
Richie; ok now get ready
Eddie; what should i wear?
Richie; whatever the hell you want
Richie; but not fancy and not not fancy
Eddie; so like pants and a shirt?
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RandomRichie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie; you're kidding me, come on smalls. Eddie; yeah. how did ya know? {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #8}
