words of wisdom: The water rises mr. hotdog lady.
also city boy is stuck in my heads hoe
Richie; im so. fuckin happy. you're alive..
Richie; i just. had to. let you know. you're fine..
Richie; roses are red violets are blue, i just want you to know that i fucking love you
Eddie; Richie im not moving to China, its only 3 hours
Richie; "olny three hours" he says.
Richie; soon he'll find another man that will fall for him just as hard as i fell for my little spaghetti
Eddie; stop richie.
Richie; you know you left your sweater at my house yesterday
Eddie; WHAT!
Richie; yeah, so bring your cute ass over to my house right now
Eddie; im already an hour into the drive to my new house
Richie; with my led zeppelin shirt?
Eddie; yeah...
Eddie; im sorry. when i visit in like 2 weeks ill bring it back!
Richie; nah. keep it. to remember me
Eddie; im not sure how id forget
Richie; oh how you flatter me eds. but im sure there is a whole line of guys waiting to welcome you to your new town
Eddie; maybe...
Richie; wow eds
Eddie; you didnt let me finish
Eddie; i was gonna say maybe, but what fun would it be to fuck them when i could fuck you in two weeks?
Richie; wow eds... again
Eddie; thats not a fucking promise.
Richie; ok.
Eddie; can you give ben, mike, stan, bev, and bill the things i left in my locker?
Richie; what? none for me?
Eddie; there is one in there for you too.
Richie; whats your combination?
Eddie; 06-18-32
Richie; so whats in there?
Eddie; well, for bev, its a BIG bag of stuff ive either borrowed or she left at my house and also some pictures of me and her and notes i made for each feeling like you know those "open when..." letters. i made a bunch of those for her.
Eddie; for ben, its sorta the same thing, except i wrote poems. they're pretty shitty but... its the thought that counts
Eddie; and mike, his was hard. i stuck some photos from when we were like five and just a bunch of random stuff that made me think of him in a box, its a small box...
Richie; you're such a sweet spirit eddie
Eddie; yeah well for stan and bill i didnt really know what to do so i just bought stan a book about birds
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iMessage -REDDIE ☾
RandomRichie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie; you're kidding me, come on smalls. Eddie; yeah. how did ya know? {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #8}
