You're undead to me. *Edited*

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"Hey, fat ass move I gotta watch my Spoby!" I look up as Jeremy tries to settle down on the couch, I don't even glance at him

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"Hey, fat ass move I gotta watch my Spoby!" I look up as Jeremy tries to settle down on the couch, I don't even glance at him.

"Okay, where's the real Liz at?" I give Jeremy a sad smile as I make my way to the fridge, pulling out my beloved ice cream.

"By the way, yours and Matt's date is set for tonight." Jeremy flips around

"What did you say?" I give an evil laugh.

"Don't tell me you forgot about your match? Mattie would be so disappointed." I give him a sadistic laugh and turn back around

"you wanna borrow one of my dresses? I and Elena could do your hair for you!" Jeremy launches his apple towards me, and I seem to be correct in assuming we all were blessed with amazing aim. I watch as the apple zooms by and smashes into the window, my mouth pops open

"Jeremy!" I hear Aunt Jenna yell as I back up slowly and start charging to my room," No Jenna not the broom!"

"Come back here you little ass!"

"I swear to god it was Liz's fault!"I laugh out loud as I shut the door, heading to my bed not planning on doing anything today.

"Did you see what's going on upstairs?" I give Elena a confused look as she walks through the kitchen

"Ya, he could at least be a little more crafty about it.

"What is little Jeremy doing upstairs without my knowledge?"

"I just saw Vicky in our bathroom," I smirk as I make my way upstairs moving like a ninja avoiding all the creeks on the stairs. I get up close to Jeremy's room and clear my throat preparing for my epic speech

"OMG! Is my Jeremy getting laid!" I yell through the door, I get a large groan back signaling that he heard me,

"Did you use protection? Remember the last time when you got gonorrhea? I had to look after your ass all week!" I hear a gasp inside the room,

"OMG Jeremy! I thought you said you were a virgin? Ewww I don't want gonorrhea!" I snicker as I make my way downstairs

"three, two...one." I give a smile to Jenna and Elena's confused faces just as Vicky storms out of Jeremy's room ruining the front door

"Damn I haven't seen her run that fast since Clide said That he was HIV positive !" I burst out laughing as Jeremy makes his way downstairs.

"You're so gonna get it this time Liz!"

"The sexy studs car wash is tomorrow." I groan as we pass by Caroline, remembering that I had agreed to help, I bang my head against my locker.

"Has Your Mexican Caramba not been selling well Liz?" I smirk and turn around to face Matt,

"Omg you're so funny Matt you got me on that one! And I just sold a double package to your best friend Tyler tell him he owes me my grand" I roll my eyes as I start walking away

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