Unpleasentvill. *Edited*

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"Liz I need the money!" I hear Jeremy as he yells for me

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"Liz I need the money!" I hear Jeremy as he yells for me." Coming!" I yell back as I grab my wallet and start pulling out twenty dollars, I knew Elena wasn't going to come down as she was probably having sex with Stefan, I frown lucky bitch gets to have rough vampire sex. I give a friendly smile to the pizza man as I hand him the money

"Hey! Umm keep the change," I say as the man gives me a smile

"Thanks, and you have yourself a goodnight." I nod toward the kid as I shut the door once he starts walking away.

"Good morning beautiful people! Myself included." I said as I made my way downstairs, I could feel the glare on my back from Jenna, and I give a devilish smile as I get an idea. I walk over to the freezer, grab my famous chocolate ice cream and set it in front of Jenna. She smiles at me and flings the carton across the room

"No!!!" I yell as I run to catch it, I end up running into the table and falling on my ass."My butt!!" I said as I get on my knees and rub my butt, unfortunately, the little shit comes downstairs at the right time

"so Did fifty shades teach you that position Liz? Or is it just natural." I glare at Jeremy as he made his way to the couch, I pick up my ice cream and cradle it in my arms. I get a shit-splitting grin on my face

"You know that girl Anna you met yesterday dear brother?" Jeremy turns his head as soon as he heard Anna

"What did you do?"

"I might have let on that you're this small." I put my thumb and pointer finger together, leaving about an inch of space

"I'm thinking about showing her your Tinder page." Jeremy puts a glare on his face and grabs the TV remote

"What are you going to do with that? Throw it at me and miss?" I laugh as I dodge the remote, ducking just in time, I give Jeremy an impressed look and a slow clap at his improvement as it was only an inch away from me

" I'm going to kill you!" My eyes fill with fear at the door as Jeremy jumps over the couch flinging himself at me, I smile at Jeremy as I jump out of the door, just before he could grab me.

I hear a successful slam, and as Jeremy hits the door, I do a victory dance

"Another one bites the dust!" I sing as the door caves in and falls bringing Jeremy with it

"you fuckers are crazy!" Matt yells as he walks by.

"Mattie baby I love you!!" I yell as he starts running faster

"Make sure to take your meds for your STD honey!" Matt turns around with embarrassment, the little shit gets a smile all of a sudden, and I cross my arms waiting

"Thanks for that by the way!" He yells as he continues his run, My mouth pops open as I look around, the old lady down the road was shaking her head. I hold my hand to my mouth trying not to give away my position.

Eliza Gilbert | Damon Salvatore *EDITING*Where stories live. Discover now