Shrek X Obama

Years later

5 years later...

Shrek and Obama have been making decisions for their future...

"Hey Obama, you know what I'm thinking?"

"Yes, Shrek what is it?"

"We should have children together!"

"Wow..."

"Obama you don't like my idea?"

"Yes, but we're going to have a huge responsibility having children in our lives."

"True, and we can't have children on our own...so let's go to the adoption center!"

"Yes!"

As Shrek and Obama went to the adoption center...

"So...Shrek how many children are we adopting?"

"Let me think about it..."

"How about 10 children?"

"10?!" "Holy shit Shrek!"

Shrek and Obama adopted 5 girls and 5 boys. XD

Here is the list of children by age and gender:
Spaghett-Female-15
Sharon-Female-15
Linguini-Male-14
Robin-Female-14
Uranus-Male-13
Bean-Female-12
Flower-Female-11
Shrek Jr.-Male-10
Obama Jr.-Male-10
Dab Jr.-Male-8

Shrek and Obama took their adopted children inside of Shrek's carriage...

"First of all children, I'm Shrek your new dad and here is your other dad Obama!

While Shrek and Obama are busy focusing on their new children...

"Hey Dads, can we go to McDonald's?"

"MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S!"

"WE HAVE FOOD AT HOME!"

"BUT PLEASE DADS! WE'RE STARVING!"

"Okay, but you're going to have to get used to onions kids."

Shrek and Obama pulled over to McDonald's...

then Shrek asked for the orders...

"One single black coffee please."

"Daddy Shrek, did you lie to us?"

"Well we have food at home."

"Wow dad..."

Author's Note
Well it looks like Obama's right, it does take a huge responsibility to have children.
Well bribe them with candy and here we go!
jk XDDDDDD
Please don't feed your children too much McDonald's please.
Thank you!
XD