Richie; Dont Fuck With me
Richie; I have the power of god and anime on my side RARHHWWWWAAA
Eddie; good for you honey
Stan; congrats man
Mike; wtf
Richie; thanks babe
Bev; hey duck! youre no good duck!
Ben; You'll never be shit!
Bev; youre just. like. youre father.
Bill: more vines!!!
Stan; i hate my body. i hate my body. i hate my body. i hate-
Mike; oh.. so we're just quoting vines now???
Mike; I GOT IT! YES BITCHES! CHOCOLATE VANILLA SWIRL WITH COOKIE CRUNCH FLAKES
Eddie; i spilt lipstick in your Valentino bag
Bill; you spilled- wha-wha-wha wha- lipstick in my Valentino white bag?
Bev; give me your fuckin money!
Richie; *law and order theme* do do
Stan; hellooo i am gaaayy
Ben; when theres too much drama at school all you gotta do is... walk away-hay-ay-ay-ay-ay-hayy
Richie; drinks beer at restaurant
Mike; Adrian Michael! im gonna beat your ass
Eddie; ayyy yo yo where you guys going?
Stan; why do you need to know? all up in my pussy boiiii
Richie; hey dude, are you aware that theres a TRUCK ON A TRUCK ON A TRUCK ON A TRUCK ON A TRUCK ON ANOTHER TRUCK WHEN YOURE A TRUCK???? YOURE CRAZY?!?
Ben; hey boy dont go in that dayyymn wahater im o'erhere dont go you gon get whet you gon get whet i ain't gon take you home aww come on he got his dayyym fett whet now-shit dawg
Eddie; i wanted to be a cowboy baybee
Stan; im a bird mothafuckr im a bird. look at me mothafuckr im a bird
Richie; im a slythery little snake-y snake
Bev; omg hahahah
Mike; i like that laugh ha ha ha
Bill; hop hop hop on that horse you better hop on that horse you betta hop on that hop on that hop on that horse
Stan; caw caw bitch
Richie; why do you keep doing bird vines???
Eddie; let him be!
Mike; ^
Stan; cause i like birds
Bev; sounds legit to me
Ben; lmao so were dont the vines now?
Bill; yeah, its 11 and the author is getting tired
Richie; yeah! and her little 8 yr old cousin might wake up if she plays anymore vines
Eddie; well why doesnt she use headphones
Stan; good question Eddie, you see her little sister broke them
Ben: oh that's sad
Richie; well at least she saw love simon today
Eddie; yeah, that was a great movie
Bev; re tweet
Mike; goodnight fellas
Stan; catch some z's
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RandomRichie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie; you're kidding me, come on smalls. Eddie; yeah. how did ya know? {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #8}
