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Asanda | Colton
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4:20pm
"Chicken, I'm in a crisis"
"Wow you called me first. That's an improvement but you're three minutes early"
"Its because I'm in a crisis!"
"Okay. Not an improvement, you're using me?"
"Colton!"
"Okay okay, you used my name you're pretty serious. What's up?"
"I wanted to make lasagne for dinner but I don't know what I did. It turned out black and now my oven is on fire!"
"Do you have a fire extinguisher?"
"I do but I have no idea where it is!"
"You need to calm down first Asa. Deep breaths baby that's it. Are you fine now?"
"I'm not going to take deep breaths when I could possibly not have a kitchen anymore in three minutes Colton!"
"You're freaking out Asa just calm down"
"Don't tell me to calm down when my kitchen is on fire! Tell me what to do?!"
"Just pour water over the oven"
"But my poor oven will not work anymore--"
"Do you want a kitchen or not?"
"...."
"Is the fire put out?"
"Yeah it is thanks but my oven is burned"
"Why did you call me and not the fire department?"
"I don't know, I panicked and called anyone on my recently called list and it so happened to be you"
"I'm honored"
"You should be. Its a privelege to be even speaking to me"
"Whose being narcissistic now?"
"I believe those were your exact words Mr Chicken"
"I'm still honored that you remember that"
"Yeah well, don't get used to it"
"Baby girl?"
"Yeah chicken?"
"Would you mind me asking you a question?"
"You already did"
"I'm serious. This is a matter of life and death"
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