iii. ARE YOU BLINDED BY MY BEAUTY

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TAMPONS!
( chapter three )










ANGELINA 💫
im literally the stupidest person ever

GARRETT ☀️
we been knew sis

ANGELINA 💫
shut up you creep

ANGELINA 💫
speaking of creeps, idk your age or what you look like

GARRETT ☀️
im 15

ANGELINA 💫
okay me too

ANGELINA 💫
but idk what you look and you could still just be a horny teenager that wants nudes

GARRETT ☀️
I DO NOT WANT NUDES

ANGELINA 💫
lol k

ANGELINA 💫
ok but what DO you look like?

GARRETT ☀️
okay jeez wait a minute

GARRETT ☀️

ANGELINA 💫DUDE YOUR DOG IS SO CUTE

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ANGELINA 💫
DUDE YOUR DOG IS SO CUTE

GARRETT ☀️
I KNOW BUT SHE'S A LOT TO HANDLE

ANGELINA 💫
WHAT'S HER NAME

GARRETT ☀️
mattie 🤧💞💝💕👊💘💛

ANGELINA 💫
DJDJDK THAT'S SO CUTE

ANGELINA 💫
SHE'S SO CUTE

GARRETT ☀️
I KNOW

GARRETT ☀️
your turn

ANGELINA 💫
okay okay

ANGELINA 💫

GARRETT ☀️woah

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GARRETT ☀️
woah

ANGELINA 💫
what, are you blinded by my beauty

GARRETT ☀️
actually the opposite

ANGELINA 💫
WOW I LOVE GETTING ATTACKED

GARRETT ☀️
I'M KIDDING OMG CHILL

ANGELINA 💫
phew i thought i was being insulted for a sec

GARRETT ☀️
you were but you clearly can't take a joke

ANGELINA 💫
lol duck you

GARRETT ☀️
duck???

ANGELINA 💫
*fuck

GARRETT ☀️
oh okay that makes more sense

ANGELINA 💫
what makes more sense is shane dawson conspiracy theories

GARRETT ☀️
wow that was a quick convo change

GARRETT ☀️
BUT SHANE IS AN ICON
(pedo)

ANGELINA 💫
EXCUSE ME, SHANE IS A QUEEN
(pedo)

GARRETT ☀️
right sorry

GARRETT ☀️
queen shane is a big mood
(big pedo)

ANGELINA 💫
when is shane not a big mood though

GARRETT ☀️
okay, true

GARRETT ☀️
speaking of, why did you think i was garrett watts?

ANGELINA 💫
idk cause he's adorable

GARRETT ☀️
and 28 years old

ANGELINA 💫
okay yeah true

GARRETT ☀️
and you call me a creep

ANGELINA 💫
aRe YoU aCcUsiNg Me Of SoMeThiNg?!1?!!1?

GARRETT ☀️
oh would you look at the time i have to go now

ANGELINA 💫
and where might that location be?

GARRETT ☀️
the bathroom idk okay bYE

ANGELINA 💫
ew okay bye
SEEN











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KATIE SPEAKS!
yes, the picture of "garrett" is his brother carmen matarazzo

edit: it's come to my attention that all of the shane references in this chapter (and throughout the book i believe) did NOT age well based on current events. i deeply apologize for them, despite this having been written in 2018. let me make this clear that i in no way support shane dawson or the actions he has made. i hope you can push past them, considering they make no significant importance to the plot. thank you, and enjoy the rest of the story!

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