stranger bros
(human shrek lookin ass, pug face, stop using so much hairspray asshole)
human shrek lookin ass
guys i have a question
pug face
is it about how to not look
like shrek when he was sexy?
human shrek lookin ass
can you just-
pug face
sorry go on
human shrek lookin ass
what do you do when
you like someone
stop using so much hairspray asshole
ask them out
stop using so much hairspray asshole
duh
human shrek lookin ass
but what if you can't?
stop using so much hairspray asshole
why can't you
human shrek lookin ass
because she doesn't like me
pug face
how can you be sure?
human shrek lookin ass
she friend zoned me
pug face
oof
human shrek lookin ass
yeah
stop using so much hairspray asshole
well you're clearly talking about sonny
human shrek lookin ass
no i'm not
pug face
"yeah just friends"
pug face
sis-
pug face
you looked like you just
found out joes hair isn't
like that naturally
stop using so much hairspray asshole
oh fuck off pansy parkinson
pug face
ok ANYWAY you looked
disappointed AF
stop using so much hairspray asshole
yeah and you were all quiet after
pug face
its clear you're in love with her
human shrek lookin ass
i'm not fucking in
love with her
pug face
ok den
stop using so much hairspray asshole
don't deny it
human shrek lookin ass
fuck off
stop using so much hairspray asshole
stop being such a stupid cunt and
admit you love someone other than yourself
human shrek lookin ass
ok
human shrek lookin ass
charlie i love you
pug face
awe
pug face
i love you too dacre
stop using so much hairspray asshole
that's not-
stop using so much hairspray asshole
that's not what i meant-
the human shrek lookin ass
oops
i wrote this and the next chapter like two months ago
YOU ARE READING
daddy || dacre montgomery
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